Product # 2 – I love it when diddlers try to get help. I know, it’s tough. Molesters never really seem to catch a break and Harriet knows that, and can probably relate. She’s selling this decorative pillow for any diddler at heart. It says, “I Childproofed My Home But Somehow They Keep Getting In!” Hahahahahahahah. Hahahahahahahaha. Woooooooooooooooo! Oh Harriet, you’re as sharp as a whip! Why are you childproofing your home? If you really are a diddler I hope you’re registered. If they keep getting in I’d call your sponsor STAT. Did you also “white-trashproof” your house because I think I found a leak. Stop with the sayings on the pillows. There is no need.