Harriet, clearly, has award winning product lines. She likes to make things easy for you, surprise you, and scare you all at the same time. Letâs see how Harriet did this time around!
Product #1 â Hey sexy! Have you ever blown air up an elephants trunk? Do you want to know what it feels like? Well now you can! For women, every day must be super boring to do the same hairstyle each and every morning. Why not give yourself a surprise hairdo every single day? All you need to do is place this (what I can only assume is highly flammable) âbagâ on your head and insert your hair dryer in the other end. Turn on the hair dryer and in just minutes you will have your very own âsurprise hairdo,â that is if your head hasnât caught on fire or the bag hasnât melted to your hair. Seriously? Imagine the train-wreck of a hairdo that is the âend productâ of this contraption. Now you know what Helen Keller must have had to deal with every morning before she practiced her braille for the day. Not laughing now are you? Selfish. The biggest mistake of this product is that there is no before and after. My challenge to the IBBB readers? Someone buy this âcontraptionâ and video yourself using it and show all the readers out there how it works. Do it, do it, do it!
Product # 2 â I mean who doesnât want the crap scared out of them prior to actually using the toilet? Well now you can keep your guests laughing for literally 1 second when they go to use your bathroom and this ghetto red devil pops out of the toilet. Hysterical, right? Yeah, I didnât think so. According to the description it says, âGreat for parties â latex rubber rascal is toilet humor at its best!â Really? Great for parties? This stuff may fly at the trailer park parties, but not in real society. By the way, how small is that toilet? It looks tiny. And where the hell is the rest of the toilet? Why is it just a floating seat? Is that part of the âtrick?â And, does Harriet think we are retarded? Why do they need to state on the toilet seat that âMonster Pops Out of the Toilet?â Thanks Harriet for getting e-coli all over the place. Trash.
Product # 3 â Harriet really likes to hit below the belt. This hat isnât funny, itâs hurtful. Harriet Carter hurts people. Harriet thinks this is a big joke. Letâs give a balding guy a hat that says, âWish You Were Hair.â Get it? âHair?â Yeah, kill yourself Harriet. If someone ever gave me that Iâd be pissed. Iâd give Harriet sweatpants that said âFat Assâ on the back. Still laughing, Harriet? How do you like it? Thatâs like giving a newly paralyzed person a t-shirt that says, âGet Wheels Soon.â No?