Product # 2 – Need to wipe your boots? Well don’t bother because in our house complete filth rules and we’re ok with that! I’m sure nothing makes the mother of this house feel better then the day her dirt bag husband bought her this for Christmas. Don’t worry, honey, our friends will think it’s funny that our house should be shut down by the Board of Health! No, no you get back to eating and watching Oprah. Oh, and don’t slow down on your new meth addiction. Let me ask a question. If you’re house is this dirty is that supposed to be funny? And why the hell would you advertise that you’re a mess? I think the mat should saying something along the lines of this: “We Live in a Trailer and are Dirty and Our Kids Have Dirty Fingernails, Banana Yellow Teeth, and Grape Kool-Aid Moustaches. Call DSS and/or 911 Immediately.” Yeah, that really has a ring to it and really gets the point across.