Product # 3 – So this product isn’t the worst, but since everyone loves to send me hate mail on how bad my spelling is I figured it was only fair to take a crack at Harriet. Go figure. Anyway, apparently Harriet is marketing to those who speak made up languages or languages that are a combination of Spanish and German? Check out a few of my favorite lines from the description above: “Dinosaurs may be extince.” Extince? I knew a few Dinosaurs who were “Extince” but they kept that shit quiet. You couldn’t talk about it way back in those days. Did you know that this dinosaur is also “dishwasher daft” too? Spreken zi douche!? I love things that are dishwasher daft, it just makes me feel more comfortable with placing my “daft extince” into the dishwasher. Look, my site is a ghetto little website that is spelled checked (thanks to the spell check tool) but is never grammar checked. Also, I make about 11 cents a month on my ads. At the end of the day I’m allowed to spell things wrong and use incorrect words because, well lets face it, who cares. But Harriet Carter is a multi-million dollar company. Yes I said multi-million. Shouldn’t someone be checking the spelling/grammar mistakes. God knows it shouldn’t be me, but it should be someone. As a sidenote, what the hell are they talking about that you can use this candle-holder for big birthdays like 30, 40 or 50 where each candle represents a decade? Really? You know you’d still have to explain that to your guests, right? At that point you wouldn’t need the dinosaur and could just as well place 4 candles in the cake and tell people each candle represents 1 decade, no? Nice try Harriet. You know my weakness is math (and spelling, and grammar, and love), but you can’t trick me this time!
This concludes another craptastic Harriet Carter Wednesday. Before you send me hate mail I only chose 3 products this week because I couldn’t find anything else funny to write about. Harriet better refresh her crapalog…and quick!
Please note, no animals were harmed during the writing of this segment.
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