Product # 2 – Please, what economic troubles? I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. Oh, boo hoo, I lost my job. Oh, boo hoo, my 401K is gone. Oh, boo hoo, I don’t have food. Complain to someone who cares. Everything is fine. And to prove it I’m going to parade around town in my very own Harriet Carter Money Shirt! That’s right, friends, those are indeed $10 dollar bills you see me flashing. No, I’m not the President, I’m just an average guy….an average guy who can afford the luxuries of shirts made of out US dollars. Jealous? Just to rub it in poor peoples faces I plan on wearing this shirt out and doing the following: (1) Heading down the the unemployment line and asking people what they’re in line for. (2) Waiting in line at the local soup kitchen on Wednesday night and asking if they have French Onion soup. When they say “no” I’ll roll my eyes and state that I’m going to get a steak instead. (3) Head down to the park and ask the homeless people for some spare change because I’m trying to make cuff-links for my money shirt. I mean, when you think about all of this the possibilities really are endless. Thanks, Harriet, for finally adding meaning into my life!