Product # 3 – Ding dong! Oops, I mean “Poot!” Is that the doorbell? Well it is now thanks to this tricky and very very very funny doorbell replacement! All you need to do is place this pre-printed sign over your existing doorbell and wait for your guests to arrive. Clearly your guests are dumb and they’ll need a sign that says, “Doorbell out of order. Please press the big brown button.” Oh boy and when they do be prepared for them to hear the word “Poot!” Poot! Imagine that dozens of laughs you’ll receive when your doorbell farts and groans….and apparently “poots!” Sometimes when I poot a lot it means that I actually have to go to the bathroom and do #2. Just thought I’d share. Anyway, check out the two dudes who are pulling this gag. Clearly this farting noise, I mean “pooting” noise is apparently the funniest thing they’ve ever heard in their entire useless lives. You know that one guy is thinking, “Hahahaha I can’t believe it just pooted!” And the other guy is actually on meth and thinks he’s on Space Mountain at Epcot Center so that’s a whole different story. Why do I feel like that all the “guests” at this party are going to be dudes because these two losers, in no way, know any females at all. Oh well, good luck pooting eachother you two!
Well that concludes another Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday.