Product # 2 – Ding ding ding! Ther’s the dinner bell! Now get out of your old-age home recliners and come get your dinner served to you by your very on Harriet Carter slave! Are they kidding me with this? What seems like a very innocent blow up buffet serving table (because that makes sense) now comes equipped with racial undertones strong enough to scare Harriet Tubman out of hiding. And you totally know that these elderly folk are all reminiscent of their days at the old southern farm house when they used to rule the roost and poor mammy was forced to take care of the kids, the house, the animals, and the cleaning. I mean this lady serving dinner to the white folk really is just two choruses away from putting on the skillet, putting on the lead, because mammy’s really gonna be forced to make that shortenin’ bread. And look at them all looking at each other all proud with those sick smiles on their faces. They’ll smile as she serves them and then they’ll be planning their march on Capitol Hill once they can break free from their old age compound. And look at the old white lady in the middle. She’s totally asking her why she isn’t in a maids outfit. Ah racist elderly. You can’t live with em you can pull their plug. Thanks Harriet for the being a filthy racist. Actually, no thanks.
Product # 3 – I love me some t-shirts that make no sense at all. I mean half of the IBBB site doesn’t make any kind of sense, but at least I’m not printing this crap on a t-shirt. This time around Harriet has come up with a real doozey. It says, “You Laugh Because I’m Different…I Laugh ‘Cause I Just Farted!” Um, huh? What does that even mean and who exactly are you talking to if you’re wearing that? Is this going to make people like you more? I’m confused. This has, however, inspired me to come up with some similar t-shirts with even more confusing messaging: