12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 6th Day of Christmas…

On the 6th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love game to me 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree!

On the 6th Day of Christmas: Nothing makes me laugh harder then Church jokes because, at the end of the day, that whole “Jesus in the cross” thing really was a hoot. Oh I mean the way they whipped him, what a treat. Luckily there are 500 Church jokes for you and the whole family to laugh at. Some of my favorites include:

~ Did you hear the one about the priest who molested the alter boy?

Answer –>The priest molested the alter boy.

That’s the joke.

And other favorites like:

~ What’s the difference between the Church trying to cover up the molestation scandal and a hurricane?

Answer –> A hurricane has something to do with weather and the other has to do with priests molesting alterboys.

That’s the joke.

Or perhaps my personal all time favorite:

~ How can you tell that it’s almost Palm Sunday?

Answer –> The weather starts getting nicer and priests are molesting the alterboys.

That’s the joke.

Finally, if you want to tell a clean joke to your little children, perhaps try out this one:

~ Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Answer –> 3 white horse fell in the mud. And then a priest jumped in the mud and molested the 3 horses….then got bored with the horses and made the alterboys jump in the mud….so he could molest them.

That’s the joke.

……and a Failure Model Chick in a pear treeeeeeee!

Be sure to check back tomorrow for the 7th Day of Christmas! I can’t wait to be done with this.

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