Me gusta Halle Berry. I do me gusta. Halle Berry was shopping in Malibu the other day and being courteous enough to stop and sign some autographs, which got me to thinking. Why do people want autographs? Besides the people that sell them for profit, the idea of autographs is baffling to me. Is that lady going to go home and tell her friends, “Look at this napkin. See those scribbles? That’s Halle Berry’s name. She spelled it all by herself!” Who cares really? First it’s autographs and the next thing you know this lady is in the bathroom stall next to Halle and asking her for her crap-stained toilet paper. Frame that shit and hang it in your game room. Just a thought.