

Of course rumors are always flying that Halle Berry is knocked up and she hates when people say that. Basically any time she wears a dress people just assume. I say that she should constantly be drinking a beer in a brown paper bag. That way, any time someone snaps a photo of her and are about to say she’s pregnant they will then realize she isn’t because she’s drinking. She can even mix it up every once in a while and have a martini or something. The choices are endless and will prevent these rumors in the first place. My thoughts? Basically if you aren’t drinking you’re probably pregnant.