I present to you another installment of Getting to Know YOU where we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow arriving at ImBringingBloggingBack. People are nuts. Go figure. So enjoy the craziness and my commentary.
- Lindsay Lohan canât eat my diaper (of course she canât when sheâs in rehab. duh.)
- Alex Trebek gossip (really? I mean, âwhat is really?â)
- Are you sassing your grandmother? (no, I would NEVER sass my grandmother).
- Cultural butt size j lo (I donât even know what that means, but glad I could help!)
- Everybody gets schools (Oprah must be up to something again)
- Girl shooting beer out of her ass (happy hour?)
- Toothless crackwhore (is she single?)
- Bedazzled prom theme (sounds like a hot prom)
- Blogging for boobs (wow, this whole time I was just doing it for money)
- Iâm pregnant, cat stopped using litter box (the cat is totally the father)
- Harriet Carter lead paint (God forbid!)
- Doing coke from same bag hepatitis (wow, you sound very busy with things right now)
- What happened to Heidiâs puppy (Heidi got 2 new puppies and 1 new nose)
- Too old to wear Abercrombie (if youâre even asking, the answer is âyesâ)
- Teri Snatcher (always makes me laugh)
- Picture of Mickey Mouse sticking middle finger up (if you find this, send it to me)
- Nell Furtado having sex with Elmo (whoâs âNell Furtado?â Nell Carter maybe. R.I.P)
- Steve Sanders or Spencer Pratt (looks like my nickname is catching on!)