Well, itās back again folks. A little segment youāve been enjoying called Getting to Know YOU in which I shed a little light onto how many of you have come to find my site. Here are some of the words that your typing into āthe Googleā and somehow landing on good old ImBringingBloggingBack. Letās see what this week brings us (with my additional commentary, of course). Please keep in mind these are not jokes (sadly) and Iām definitely starting with my favorite:
- āMaybe if I Google this in āgetting to know youā in Iām Bringing Blogging Back and then I will be famous and I could finally go to rehab with Lindsay Lohanā (Your written thoughts have paid off and you have made it onto my site. Enjoy rehab. P.S, tell Lindsay that the freckles symbolize the journey of a whore)
- Prison bitches (Thanks Paris!)
- Iām Bringing the Blog Back (Nice name, retard)
- Z snaps (Sassinā while typing?)
- Ashley Olsen whit a brown hair (I donāt even know what that means)
- Celebrity watches the one that beep (Is this the same retard typing in all of these?)
- How to dress like an elderly (Caution: Diddler Alert, Diddler Alert)
- Bee sting boobs (Ouch! Bzzzzz)
- Laurie Ann and boom cats (boom cat, boom boom cat!)
- You can take all these tricks up my sleeve, I donāt need them anymore (Sweet! Free tricks!)
- Fat bitch fights (What can I say? People love bitches)
- Who wants to stay sober these days anyway (Lindsay, clearly Googling from Promises Rehab)
- My wife in the barbers chair white nylon cutting cape on (Huh? Oh wait. I get ya)
- Please write a funny letter about the life of a salesman in the oil patch (Of course I will. What does that mean?)
- Why are Fridayās crazy (Because your mother is a whore. Just sayinā¦)
- Sabado Gigante nipple slips (ay! ay! ay! ay!)
- Iām going to be homeless (at least youāll have a kick ass tan)
- Perming the hair with beer cans (Must be Prom season at the trailer park!)
- The Yankees still suck (Agreed)
- How to get Jessica Alba ass (When you find out, please share)
Another fruitful week of searches. Clearly, people still love porn and typing in mindless questions to Google, hoping that someone will answer. Well, Iāve answered. Until next timeā¦.