Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- bindi irwin cameltoe (even I think that’s wrong)
- her penis (surprise!)
- cartoon ticket booth (mickey and minnie’s new business venture I’d assume)
- “if there’s a sex tape where are the receipts?” (whitney??)
- bitch thumbs (is that like chicken fingers?)
- crap celebrity gossip (you’ve come to the right place!)
- elizabeth shue blue bathing suit karate kid (it’s Alli with an “i”)
- great celebrity interview questions (who would win in an Olsen chicken fight?)
- how sluts dress (in red)
- i’m in tears because people are trashing miley cyrus my celebrity role model (i’m in tears because you googled that)
- is it normal to smell burnt toast after a concussion? (no, only during a stroke)
- red headed slut and her hoe bag sister (it’s like Dina Lohan can never remember her kids names)
- should we idolize celebrities (uh, yeah, who else are we supposed to idolize?)
- terri irwin sexy (terri irwin is googling herself again)
You guys are a bunch of sickos.