Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
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kimmy gibbler gave me an std (she gave me lice)
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bindi irwin does not look like either parent (funny how she looks like me though)
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“howard k stern” quagmire (giggity giggity giggity douche)
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a mud pie in carol bradys face (i bet cousin oliver has something to do with this!)
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a report card with all “f’s” on it (someone is getting the beating of their life)
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aretha is a monster (cookie monster)
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dakota fanning is a whore (so it bindi irwin)
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episode on full house where dj tanner bags school to get a signature (brilliant episode)
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ghetto pic of muppets with beer guns knives (Ernie? Why?)
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is tina turner beyonce’s mother (i think so, they look alike)
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i’m british this is my mail (do you have bad teeth too?)
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human aftertaste monster meth (uh, i’ll pass)
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nelly furtado wooden leg (kinky)
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one liners for jealous bitches who want all the attention (let me know how that goes)
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who the hell is heidi montag (exactly)
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is steve sanders spencer? (yes.)