Getting to Know YOU!

Like Britney’s southern and British accent, it’s baaaaaack. Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingback. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• xmas boobs (because there isn’t anything you can’t ask Santa for)
• tanning your boobs in the south of france (bring 2 passports)
• how toi not have a spoiled asshle kid (teach them to spell)
• “dump in her pants (valentines day gift ideas?)
• beyonce singing on i wonder if the heavens got a ghetto (oh I hope it does, I really really hope it does)
• britney church box (one of those words doesn’t belong. you can guess which one)
• can a 12 year old girl get her teeth whiten after getting her braces off (Audrina as a child?)
• hot porn whores eat eggs on piano (again?)
• how to send hate mail to jamie lynn spears (haha, glad I could help)
• i did a line of coke off the toilet at burger king (either way, they’re still not bringing back the Whopper)
• i’m a teenager and i’m a slut (no, Dina Lohan, you’re not a teenager)
• i’m tired, could i be pregnant (yes, and if you sneeze you’re having twins)
• is julie chen anorexic (no, asian)
• kidnapping little girls for ransom (i’ve already alerted Chris Hanson)
• nuns gargle (and shave their beards)
• pop up trailer (yeee-haw the Spears’ are movin’)
• reba mcentire “nice rack” (really? reba? really?)
• steve sanders started the sex tape rumor (wow, what have i started with that nickname?)
• where are all the white people (idaho)
• where did steve sander’s brother come from? (his mothers “gentleman greeter”)
• white guy who watches Sabado Gigante (you found me!)
• will a gas station attendant be fired for selling beer to a underage person in georgia (someone’s feeling paranoid!)
• you got jamie lynn spears pregnant (na-uh, no i didn’t)
• who is the guy from imbringingbloggingback (one day, one day)

Well that concludes another segment of “Getting to Know YOU!” Clearly many of you are still perverts, still paranoid, and still into white-trash. Clearly, you found the right place.