Getting to Know YOU

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingback. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • Stripper fraud (it’s a national epidemic)
  • Molester sunglasses (watch out kids!)
  • How do braid because I said so (huh?)
  • Bad luck and bananna boat (what in the hell could have happened to this person?)
  • Bra pops off (oh yeah? then what happens?)
  • Dress like Ellen Degeneres (don’t tell me what to do)
  • Hepatitis soup Pamela Anderson (careful, it’s hot)
  • Kimmy Gibler anorexia (it’s like I’m the official blog for Full House)
  • Little whore on the prairie (a wonderful spinoff)
  • What does Beyonce put “in a box to the left?” (everything you own)
  • Dress like white trash (it’s good to have goals)
  • Anna banana plays the piana all she can do is spilt like an idtiot (are you allowed to drop acid and then Google?)
  • Girl has no respect boobs penis (well that’s what happens when she has boobs penis)
  • Bad celebrity teeth (you know you immediately thought of Jewel)
  • I want lollipops and gummy bears lyrics (who doesn’t?)
  • Mandy Moore celebrity address (run Mandy, run!)
  • Judith Light gossip (probably searched by Judith Light)
  • What is second base? (I smell a skaaaaaank!)

As an overall recap, people still love their porn and cameltoe, but this week more and more people were searching for anything and everything “The Hills” related. As a side note, people who search are crazy and angry. Awesome!

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