Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
• ray pruit throws donna down stairs (top 5 moments of my life)
• “wife beater” “burnt the roast” (predictions of a black eye)
• also my favorite toast is to nipples because without them breast would be pointless (I want this toast at my wedding)
• brook hulgen sweam wear camel tow free pics (welcome international traffic!)
• did someone say wooooood fullhouse (yes. mr woodchuck)
• i am looking for a chicka chicka boom boom bulletin board border (why? and also, you’ve come to the right place. I have those in green.)
• keith pollock dating joe zee (scandal. besides, joe zee bangs olivia…allegedly)
• nkotb gutter gossip (is that something?)
• speech attention getters against plastic surgery (sure)
• what happened between mel gibson and oxana grigorieva (simply misunderstanding. will blow over by friday)
• innuendo she rides horses (meaning: one who rides horses)
• shooting beer out of her ass (requests to make only after the second date)
• bitch truck (beep beep!)
• blogger makes fun of hills (hi there)
• ellen degeneres paranormal state (no, no, that’s Chip)
• kids with bad teeth (go to hell. I’ve heard)
• who makes allison’s brown purse that she has on intervention (clearly you’ve understood the point of this show)