Time for another installment of Getting to Know, YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- lauren conrad drunk (drunk off mustache love)
- sluts on the loose (catch ‘em if ya can)
- i hate you both (never talk to me again)
- what does holly montag’s tattoo say (it’s actually the script glued to her arm)
- hitchhiking sluts (sluts need exercise too)
- i got a perm (you’ve come to the right place)
- kelly cutrone sober (…is the worst Cutrone possible)
- the hills cast member with herpes (Enzo)
- what is a fupa (if you’re Googling it, you have it)
- “my fake leg” (Heather Mills: Lost and Found)
- barbara streisand pees her pants at airport customs (seriously? Why?)
- crappy kitty (Hello Kitty’s 3rd world knock-off)
- dear bindi (oh if I had a dime for every time I started a letter with this)
- is lindsay lohan still alive (as of today, barely. Check back tomorrow)
- got pushed in the pool in my clothes (sounds like an 80’s slapstick comedy)
- get olsen eyebrows (better than Olsen crabs)
- fergie’s report card (F)
- pissing fantasias (a Broadway sensation)
- shannon doherty plumbers butt (thanks Dancing With the Stars!)
- wednesday suck (not with Harriet Carter!)
