Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- horns sluts in toilet (2000 flushes)
- bowersox get her teeth fixed (is that a threat?)
- bury someone on the oregon trail? (ugh, me. The banker from Boston. Every time!)
- eve plumb fart (farting with glasses makes her look positively goofy!)
- girl with fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva on tyra (does that mean 2 vaginas?)
- heidi montag house i am not a staker (…and you van never prove I am)
- i’m one of those people who brush their teeth every time (you mean, like, a human?)
- kelly ripa doing jersey girl accent (best part of the entire show)
- margaret perrin after gastric bypass (i knew it! She’s not a Christiaaaaaaan!!)
- audrina justin bobby 2010 (really? Who’s the person who still wants to know?)
- is kelly cutrone’s facebook real? (yes. They’re real and they’re fantastic)
- dog conal slut cakes a big one (oh. I only had a small one. Sorry.)
- karate kid backwards (kid karate?)
- lynn real housewife hug like horse (I suppose she does like hugging as much as horses do?)|
- rolled up jeans worn by sally field in boniva commercials (the answer is: mom jeans. mom jeans.)
- sluts with dogs (skanks with cats)