Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.- antm blogger jenny (that’s right folks, find her here)
- free cameltoe (in today’s economy this is a good deal)
- elderly sluts (thank you for being a friend)
- tina turner’s ex-husband ike just beat the ever loving piss out of texas (hit me again!)
- “who shot mindy” (probably Mork)
- bruce jenner transgender (hahahhahaha)
- cram marc robot mc (robot combust….ro-bot mal-func-tion)
- darleen hit by school bus (you’re thinking Andrea Zuckerman)
- details on harriet carter singing turtle (um, it’s white-trash plastic crap?)
- eva longoria sucks a banana (ahhh how people love their fetishes)
- getting skanked (3 easy steps by Dina Lohan)
- how to get rid of starfish in bathrooms (stop doing drugs)
- i would like to be like claire huxtable (who wouldn’t)
- is it bird pee or poop on the windshield (it’s technically bird period)
- kid gets vagina in face (seriously, what?!)
- la cucaracha la cucaracha running up and down the stairs lyrics (uh, those are them)
- midgets and unicorns (magical and fun!)
- perez hilton is tori spelling coming back (wrong place)
- punch her in the face to prove you’re right (sounds like a logical plan)
- rachel platt nyc adoptions 2008 (is FMC going to adopt me!!!!!)
- sitting on the toilet after candace cameron (geek burger with chesse)
- valentines day pig that squeals walgrees (someone is getting the best. gift. ever.)
- when did cindy and mccain start dating? (1493)
- whose bringing blogging back (me)
- is stephanie’s real name sandy sanders? (i. love. it)