Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.- what is lauren’s job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)
- “remember when mona from who’s the boss had to live on top of the” (of what? the answer is ‘garage.’ garage.)
- bring back donna martin (agreed)
- girl addicted to computer cleaner (it’s like i’m walking on sunshine!)
- 48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)
- “different strokes” arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)
- “tuck her penis” (ask questions later)
- “we’ll never be friends” dubbed (crafty “hills” editing)
- antm isis winkie (she uses “winkie-b-gone”)
- best way to smuggle drugs (there’s no hope with dope)
- bob saget pervert (you got it dude)
- call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)
- caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)
- don knots penis (i mean, really?)
- hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)
- has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she’s duffed the bed, not wet it)
- how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)
- i’m 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)
- my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)
- neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you’re getting mugged soon)
- rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)