Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

  • kathy lee gifford pokies (gelman is relentless in his searches)
  • kelly ripa blows (where exact, when exactly, what time exactly, how much exactly)
  • sexy terri irwin (really? teri? really?)
  • bruce jenner is married to a whore (and has 3 whore-like step daughters)
  • blessed mother talks about food (yes, her one time to be seen and heard and she talks about food to ImBringingBloggingBack)
  • brad pitt is white trash (rich white trash with a hot wife)
  • britney spears crying because someone stole her pants 2008 (lindsay!)
  • can a celebrity stop a commercial that is imitating her (no Paris, you can’t)
  • can butt implants melt (if the seat is too hot)
  • celebrity sex teeth (yeah sex teeth are hot….huh?)
  • crack open the wine and cut the cheese (totally a Harriet Carter t-shirt)
  • dakota fanning want fuck (no. i don’t think dakota fanning want fuck)
  • david archuleta cotton candy crotch balls marco marco (strike me dead if I’m making this up)
  • direct-to-dvd movies about ponies and fashion olsen (sorry that one is sold out)
  • don knott’s penis (mr firley, no!)
  • fonzie toddler jacket (oh please don’t do that to the poor kid. Ayyyy!)
  • i miss when screwing was something only bob the builder did (better times, better times)
  • light socket penis (yoooooowwwwwwww! ok one more time)
  • mtv tina tekula (is that tila teqila’s sister?)
  • tommy lasorda slimfast fart (no comment)
  • tori spelling sitting on the toilet (donna martin’s constipated?)
  • what is lauren’s job called on the hills? (fake)
  • wood shoes for sluts (sweet! Holland whores!)
  • why is spencer pratt called steve sanders (because I named him that and it’s sweeping the nation!)

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