Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- brody breaks bathroom stall promise (he totally did, liar.)
- freckles and tanning (too late dina/lindsay)
- what sluts wear (slutty clothes)
- woman who dug up her dead boyfriend to drink the beer that was burried with him (she sounds like my kind of gal!)
- does a green porch light mean drug use (no it means the lady has been dead since christmas)
- don’t you want to see these clothes on me (no, heidi, we don’t)
- dump in her pants (doris?)
- “how to send hate mail” and not get caught (let me know what you find)
- “i look a bit like sarah jessica parker” (ouch! man hands and all?)
- “looking right at the camera” cock mouth (pervs)
- african american girl nurses rinse poop in dirty underwear in hospital public patients toilets (wait, what??)
- audrina’s beaver teeth (that’s like two birds with one stone)
- bette midler diet plan (non-existent)
- check out the hook while my (dj revolves it)
- comeback sayings about whores and skanks (you’ve arrived at the right place)
- dakota fanning wet the bed (chris hanson is here to see you)
- did the celts perform circumsisions (only on the Lakers)
- don’t live in a house with bird droppings all over the walls (yeah, don’t)