
- alyssa milano’s arm hair (it’s not just for breakfast!)
- crayon ball paris (sponsored by burnt sienna and brick red)
- what happened to heidi’s dog (nose job gone bad and killed the dog)
- full house duck lips (that kid ruled)
- how to leave your husband (cheat on him with his best friend. that’ll do)
- terri irwin sexy (blagh, I’ll take the physical challenge)
- “car jewelry” selfstick (that’s gonna be one sweet ride!)
- heroin hair (who is: Amy Winehouse?)
- what guitars does shakira play (red ones)
- arrested with no pants (uh-oh Lindsay is up to something…)
- kermit the frog yelling (why? he’s never mad)
- my dog is anxious because of the move (leave him behind then. he’s dead weight)
- sluts on the loose (catch ’em while you can)
People are nuts. Good times.