Remember That Episode of Full House When Stephanie Had to Get Glasses and She Had a Dream Her Glasses Were Huge….

…well these are where those glasses finally ended up.  Lourdes…um….Lourdes Blank?  Does she have a last name?  Anyway, Lourdes Madonnastein, her Kabbalah unibrow, her Stephanie Tanner glasses, her Frenchie jacket, and her billions of “soon to be inherited” dollars left the Kabbalah center and, well, that’s about it.  Funny joke about glasses.  Funny joke about unibrow. Check. Check. Done.