Memories, like the corners of my mind. Iâd like to reintroduce a new little segment called âThis Time Last Year.â This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity worldâŠthis time last year (go figure). Oh, and also Iâm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Hereâs what was going on with Dina Lohan and IBBB this time last yearâŠ
Yeee-haw! Dina Lohan is fightinâ mad and sheâs gonna tip over her trailer in anger (âŠand cue the shotgun sound effect). Dina Lohan, friend and mother of Lindsay No Pants, recently spoke with Entertainment Tonight and blamed the media for being relentless in pursuing poor little Lindsay. Dina said,
âLindsay is under a microscope. The media puts this ridiculousness out there. The helicopters are outside of our apartment. I mean, this child canât even go out to Starbucks without someone saying, âOh her hair looksâŠâ
Well said Dina, well said. Your statement makes me think that you read my blog. Now if someone said, âher hair makes it look like the carpet doesnât match the drapesâ then that was actually probably me. Yeah, that was definitely me. By the way, the âmediaâ may put this âridiculousness out there,â but the media is also helping to put a ridiculous amount of cash-money in your daughters pocket and by âdaughters pocketâ I actually mean your pocket. First, because your daughter doesnât have pockets since she never seems to wear pants and, second, because you know some of that money goes to you too.
Dina continued her rant by saying she thought the tabloids broke up the marriage of Nick and Jessica too. Thereâs a lot of blame out there, Dina, but who do you blame for painting âwitch-likeâ eyebrows on your face?