Jodie Foster is Looking For Dina Lohan

Uh oh! Grab your Misty 120’s, bottle of self-tanner, bottle of pills, and bottle of cheap vodka and make a run for it, Dina, because Jodi Foster is looking for your ass! And my money is on Jodi! Jodi Foster was recently interviewed by Gotham Magazine and when asked about teen stars and Lindsay No Pants, Jodi responded by saying, “Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean really, where is her mother?”

Ok ok Jodi we get it, God! Stop yelling at us! You’re looking for Dina. So am I, but for different reasons. And don’t say, “can I ask” and then just ask anyway without permission. Rude. Jodi continued on by saying, “When I was their age there were no big 18 year old stars…Now, we want the 17 year olds so we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them and then their career will be over in something like three years.”

Um, don’t be jealous Jodi just because no one wanted to snap pictures of your “gentleman greeter” when you got out of a limo when you were 18.

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Jodie Foster is Looking For Dina Lohan

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