The house may have been decorated for Halloween, but you know that police tape on the front door was the remains from the last fight that Dina and Michael Lohan got in. The cobwebs on the bushes, you ask? My money is on the cobwebs being from Dina’s crotch. Yup, I absolutely went there. If Lindsay is going to remain sober then this is the crap that you’re going to have to read. Blame her, not me.