Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Case of the Miami Bachelorette Party and NYPD Blue Ass Shots

Everyone make sure your have a direct line to your local clinic because it’s time for Scheanna’s bachelorette party in Miami!  Super original.  The only cliche missing from this trip was a stopover at Planet Hollywood for a sampling of Demi Moore’s Cap’n Crunch Chicken Salad and to purchase a shot glass from the gift […]

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Second Verse Same as the First

It’s another week of The Hills Reunion and I couldn’t be happier.  Eh, I could be happier if Elodie Otto stopped on by to knock some sense into these chumps like she did with Heidi circa 2008, but I digress.  This week all the guys will be playing the role of the girls and all […]

Vanderpump Rules: Katie’s Motorboating Her Way Into America’s Heart

Some people ask me how I can watch Vanderpump Rules every week.  I usually reply with any of the following: You don’t know me! I don’t go to your job at Fashion Bug and knock the clearance rack outta your hands Because the Pilgrims fought for our right to watch television once it was invented […]

Vanderpump Rules Recap: When Everyone Gets Suspended Over Sangria

Therapy Looks Fun:  There’s so much going on in this episode and by that I really mean that Kristen continues her long march towards continuous self destruction.  Before we get to that, however, watching Jax go to “therapy” reminds me of the pain we all went through when The Hills was trying to save itself […]

Vanderpump Rules: Tom’s Apology Video Made Me Deny Citizenship

*Picture Chosen on Purpose The “I’m Embarrassed For You” Fight:  This was one high-hat and 808 from turning into a breakdance fight.  I’m surprised there weren’t toy knives and leather jackets with spikes on the shoulder pads.  Luckily, Tom was still sporting his Maya Angelou turban and Maude shawl so at least there was that. […]

12 Things We Must Discuss From the Vanderpump Rules Premiere

Vanderpump Rules is back! I don’t care how much of it is fake and how much of it is real because, to me it’s pretty much like a continuation of The Hills, but with the innocence of Laguna Beach.  Also, I don’t know what that means.  Either way, if it’s one thing I love about […]