I know I say this once a week (or 10 times a week if you know me personally), but my dream in life is to work for The Soup. I’d write. I’d be an unpaid intern. I’d be the unpaid personal assistant of one of the unpaid interns. One day, folks, one day. Ugh. Anydreams, my future employer, The Soup took on the lawmakers that are pathetically pissed off over MTV’s Jersey Shore. Perhaps my favorite line is, “Furthermore, I find your show to be more ignorant than my slut sister, Loretta the whore.” Oh Soup, why must you do this to me!?