Teen Mom OG Recaps That'll Change Your Life

  Farrah – It’s almost the grand opening of FroCo and the poor girls who have to work the counter are now being trained by Farrah on all things social media and how to take picture of ice cream cones.  Seems like she missed the part where she tells them they’ll get more ‘likes’ if they […]

Another week, another recap of all things Teen Mom.  Be sure to share this on Facebook with all your trash bag friends! Farrah – Apparently Farrah has sold out of all of her sex toys so it only makes sense that she set sail on her next business venture…opening up a frozen yogurt shop.  I know, […]

It’s the Mother’s Day episode for everyone on Teen Mom and I’m back again this week! Thanks for all the Facebook messages you sent me (click here to follow me on Facebook)/hate mail for deciding to watch the presidential debate instead last week.  Let’s get right into it! Amber – For reasons that no one […]

  Farrah – Looks like someone may be gearing up for their next ‘accidental’ celebrity sex tape because Farrah inflated her lips up a couple of thousands notches.  Everyone has been freaking out on my Facebook page last night (click here to follow me!) about how big they are, but I say they’re not big […]

Another week, another Teen Mom in crisis.  This week we all get to attend Amber’s 26th surprise party, blame a pig for a breakdown, and awkwardly sit in a boat with Farrah and Simon.  Let me know what you think by joining me on my Facebook page (click here!). Sure it’s a shameless plug, but […]

Some people are sick of Teen Mom, but not me.  Nope. I say keep ’em coming.  I mean what else do I have going on?  This week we get to see Leah make Amber feel like the poop emoji, Cate decides to pig it up, Debra dresses like the Easter bunny (because I think she […]

Farrah – A lot may be going on in Farrah’s life, but that doesn’t mean she can’t find the time to get a colonoscopy and visit Daddy Derrick’s gravesite (again) on camera.  Because if it’s one thing we really need to know more about in regards to Farrah it’s her back door and how she […]

Well folks, Teen Mom OG is back!  Let’s just jump right into last night’s episode because you know how this all works.  Ole! Farrah – Everything is making complete sense in Farrah’s world.  Larry the producer is back in action and ready to film until his backdoor explodes apparently because Farrah has ordered a Port-a-Potty […]

Well apparently MTV is just taking requests from me at this point.  Last week we had the second coming of Christ in the “Being Barbara” special and now we have “Being Butch.”  While I’m putting things out there to MTV, how about:  Being Suzi (on a bender) or Being Janet (Jo’s mom) or Being Debra […]

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle.  This week Jenelle gives a fully thought-out presentation to her lawyer on the 5 steps she’s planning on taking to get Jace back.  I’m kidding, she basically tried to figure out ways to use her son to get criminal charges dropped against her so she can get into that glorious […]

After the flu last week, both Teen Mom and I are back!  And look at that…just in time for the season finale.  Ole! Farrah – Things are really looking like they’re on the up and up for Farrah and Farrah’s frozen face-o-horror.  First off, Simon is back!  I mean, that man can certainly take a beating! […]

Was my television possessed by el diablo last night?  There was only one commercial shown every 5 minutes and then the show ended at 10:40.  Personally I loved it.  Although I wet my pants twice due to lack of bathroom time. Either way, it was a real win-win. More:  Watch the Insanity That is Beyonce’s […]

It’s another victorious episode of Teen Mom and by “victorious” I mean, “35 minutes of commercials and two chronic ugly cries.”  Let’s dig into it.  Giggity. Farah – You know who loves her mother and father?  Farrah.  I know it’s hard to see her love as her face is filled with poison and she suffers […]

Catelynn – It’s the day we’ve all been waiting for, I assume.  It’s Cate and Tyler’s wedding day!  Well, they have to have the rehearsal first.  It’s at a castle.  Everyone is wearing shorts and tank tops of sorts.  The wind has been let out of Butch’s sail because Tyler had to let him know […]

More:  Like This Teen Mom Recap?  Join Me Here on Facebook! Farrah – Death is never an easy topic to discuss, but luckily for us fans of Ye Ole Teenage Mother we get to chat about it typically upwards of 10 times per season and, well, last night was no different.  When Farrah gets a […]