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Teen Mom Recap: Free Butch! Free Starburst! Free Me!

Farrah –  So looks like Farrah did end up buying that mini horse for Baby Goop.  The producers want to stay outside and play with the horse and Goop instead of going inside and risking their lives talking to Farrah.  Eh, at least they get to have fun wearing shoe covers like they’re heading into surgery […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Farrah + Nanny Franny + Hate Crimes = True Love

Well, well, well, looks like we’re all back!  I missed last week as I was traveling, so let’s just pretend the first episode never happened.  Oh, also did you know I did a video with Debra last week?!  Check it out here.  We all drank beers, wine, and she talked smack about Maci and Barb. […]

Bigger Than Beyonce? Debz OG is Rapping (or Stroking Out) in Her New Video (VIDEO!?)

Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Humpty, I’m IBBB and she is now apparently Debz OG and, well, if you ever wondered exactly the final sign of the “End of Days” was you’re correct if you thought it was Trump becoming President, but you’re even more correct if you guessed it was Farrah’s mom, Debra Danielson, from […]

Teen Mom OG Reunion Recap: The One Where Amber Fights Farrah

I don’t always recap the Teen Mom reunion because it’s a lot of same/same from the season, but today I’m here for the good old classic fighting between Marilyn Monroe and the Real-Life Glow Worm.  Oh, you probably know them best as “Amber” and “Farrah.”  I sometimes forget you guys aren’t in my head.  Either […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Meet Debra’s Online Boyfriend, THE Kenny Rogers!

It’s the season finale of Teen Mom OG.  How could it already be over?  It seems like the season just started 72 weeks ago.  Alas, here we are.  Thanks for reading, sharing with your Facebook friends, and helping me to continue to sell out each and every week!  Let’s get to it. Farrah – I guess […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Save Debra! Free Sophia! Save Debra! Free Sophia!

Farrah – It’s Baby Goop’s first day of second grade and she’s up, dressed, and ready to terrorize kids her own age, which is a nice change of pace. I wonder if she’ll bring weeds from the highway for Show & Tell day? Time will tell…and, er, show I guess.  Per usual, Debra and Farrah fight […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Farrah’s Furniture Store – 200 Things You Need to Know

Farrah – It’s another week and another episode where Farrah drags Baby Goop to the highway to talk about Daddy Derrick, but this time there’s a surprise.  Apparently Daddy Derrick’s family adopted a mile of highway in Derrick’s name so now there’s a giant sign where Farrah and Baby Goop can take pictures in front of. […]

Teen Mom Recap: Farrah Fires Kiana and I Fire Life

Farrah – It’s basically day 2 of FroCo and Farrah’s employee Kiana is having a real hard time with the can-opener.  And you want to know who isn’t being so supportive?  Farrah.  She’s eye-rolling her way to freedom as Kiana finds herself in quite the pickle.  Luckily, Farrah gets to chat with Michael about this […]

MTV’s Teen Mom, Butch Baltierra, Arrested and Sent to Jail. No Comment From April.

We are heartbroken to hear reports that your favorite Teen Mom sidekick, Butch, was recently arrested and reportedly spent time back in the slammer for driving with a suspended license.  According to recent reports, Butch plead guilty back in September to driving with a suspended license, but we haven’t received confirmation if Butch was driving […]

If Gary Doesn’t Wear His ‘Dad Bod’ T-Shirt to Farrah’s FroCo Grand Opening, Then Life Isn’t Real

  Farrah – It’s almost the grand opening of FroCo and the poor girls who have to work the counter are now being trained by Farrah on all things social media and how to take picture of ice cream cones.  Seems like she missed the part where she tells them they’ll get more ‘likes’ if they […]

Teen Mom Recap: Maybe Ryan Can Work at Farrah’s Frozen Yogurt Shop and Be the Mascot!

Another week, another recap of all things Teen Mom.  Be sure to share this on Facebook with all your trash bag friends! Farrah – Apparently Farrah has sold out of all of her sex toys so it only makes sense that she set sail on her next business venture…opening up a frozen yogurt shop.  I know, […]

Teen Mom Recap: Mother’s Day For the Rich and the Poors

It’s the Mother’s Day episode for everyone on Teen Mom and I’m back again this week! Thanks for all the Facebook messages you sent me (click here to follow me on Facebook)/hate mail for deciding to watch the presidential debate instead last week.  Let’s get right into it! Amber – For reasons that no one […]

Teen Mom Recap: Loose Lips Skank Ships

  Farrah – Looks like someone may be gearing up for their next ‘accidental’ celebrity sex tape because Farrah inflated her lips up a couple of thousands notches.  Everyone has been freaking out on my Facebook page last night (click here to follow me!) about how big they are, but I say they’re not big […]

Teen Mom Recap: Like Santa Claus, Amber’s Cellmate Nicole is Coming to Town

Another week, another Teen Mom in crisis.  This week we all get to attend Amber’s 26th surprise party, blame a pig for a breakdown, and awkwardly sit in a boat with Farrah and Simon.  Let me know what you think by joining me on my Facebook page (click here!). Sure it’s a shameless plug, but […]

Teen Mom OG: The One Where Easter Exploded and a Pig Caused a Breakdown

Some people are sick of Teen Mom, but not me.  Nope. I say keep ’em coming.  I mean what else do I have going on?  This week we get to see Leah make Amber feel like the poop emoji, Cate decides to pig it up, Debra dresses like the Easter bunny (because I think she […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Amber Heads to Boston!!!

Farrah – A lot may be going on in Farrah’s life, but that doesn’t mean she can’t find the time to get a colonoscopy and visit Daddy Derrick’s gravesite (again) on camera.  Because if it’s one thing we really need to know more about in regards to Farrah it’s her back door and how she […]

Teen Mom OG: The One Where Farrah Has 10 Jobs in One Episode

Well folks, Teen Mom OG is back!  Let’s just jump right into last night’s episode because you know how this all works.  Ole! Farrah – Everything is making complete sense in Farrah’s world.  Larry the producer is back in action and ready to film until his backdoor explodes apparently because Farrah has ordered a Port-a-Potty […]

Being Butch Recap: Butch Loves Coke More Than Tyler & I Love Butch More Than Life

Well apparently MTV is just taking requests from me at this point.  Last week we had the second coming of Christ in the “Being Barbara” special and now we have “Being Butch.”  While I’m putting things out there to MTV, how about:  Being Suzi (on a bender) or Being Janet (Jo’s mom) or Being Debra […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Brings Out the Tears, Brings Out the Funk

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle.  This week Jenelle gives a fully thought-out presentation to her lawyer on the 5 steps she’s planning on taking to get Jace back.  I’m kidding, she basically tried to figure out ways to use her son to get criminal charges dropped against her so she can get into that glorious […]

Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Farrah Learns How to Assault from Debra

After the flu last week, both Teen Mom and I are back!  And look at that…just in time for the season finale.  Ole! Farrah – Things are really looking like they’re on the up and up for Farrah and Farrah’s frozen face-o-horror.  First off, Simon is back!  I mean, that man can certainly take a beating! […]