50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

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Get all caught up on your favorite Teen Mom trash-bags like Jenelle, Leah (y'all!), Chelsea (her orange head) and Kail (minus her chin).

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Kieffah “Mean Mugs” Gary

Jenelle – For some reason I thought Tori was shot in the face by karma, but apparently she’s back and eating in sweats with Jenelle at some place that is desperate enough for business to have these two moldy pork chops and their camera crew over for dinner.  Tori wants to know what the deal […]

Teen Mom 2: I Guess We Know Who Didn’t Let the Dogs Out

Time for another episode of “Does Everyone Have Fake Boobs Now, Or No?”  If you like this recap, please be sure to click the “Recommend Button” that’s all over this post so you can share it with your Facebook friends.  If 500 people recommend it, I’ll recap Chelsea’s segment next week.  So get to work, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: New Boobs, New Ring, and a New Dakota

Cut the bull (literally), I’m back!  I was on vacation in a place where the sun makes it hot outside and I get to get a tan.  It’s nice.  I also saw a palm tree give birth to a tiny tot.  I may have been “the drunk.”  Moving on, it’s time for me to catch […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again.

Welcome back folks.  It’s time for another episode of “The Kids Are Kinda Pointless Now.”  This week we get to see if all the moms give up their children for Lent.  Spoiler Alert:  Yes!  Also, speaking of spoiler alerts click here to follow me on Facebook.  You’ll love it/hate it.  Be sure to recommend me […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Welcome Back Mr. Disrespectful

Let’s face it.  There’s no way I could top the image above that MTV created so why even bother?  The fact that they’ve inserted arrows to display how Kieffer texted Gary as a way to get to Janelle is pure brilliance.  The only thing that was missing was a cartoon Barb passed out from “shock […]

This Teen Mom Episode is Brought to You By the Letter (from) V

I’m not going to lie to you (which differs from the norm), but this blog post title may be the best I’ve ever written in the land of evers.  Had I been on stage I would have simply dropped the mic, Shasta’d in my pants, and then moonwalked into the orchestra.  This is also known […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Engaged and Pregnant in Any Given Order

So I’m back after my recent travels and time off.  I may have missed part of the episode last week, but it appears that none of these girls gave their toddlers up for adoption yet so, well, we’re still in business.  Let’s see what Braces, Chin, Bricks, and Roots are up to this week! Leah […]

Teen Mom 2: Prank Calling Suzi Cokeflake

Jenelle – Well tip your 40 because the relationship with Josh is over.  I guess moving in with someone whilst on meth (allegedly) after 15 minutes isn’t always the right decision to make.  I do find it hard to understand how someone couldn’t get along with Jenelle.  She is a ray of sunshine and happiness […]

Teen Mom Recap: Counting with Corey

How the hell long have I been gone for?  Do these girls still own their babies or have they given them up to kind white-folk in exchange for self-tanner contraptions and an endless supply of candy cigarettes? I hope everyone of you had a great Christmas and New Year. If there are other holidays during […]

Barbisms: The Best Barbara Evans Quotes

Let’s honor our beloved Barb Evans by looking at some of her best quotes since she’s entered our heart and changed out lives.  Someone please roll the “In Memoriam” music, NOW!  In honor of Barb, let’s have our IBBB Celebrity Twitter Bomb go to Jenelle this week.  Feel free to Tweet this little old blog […]

Teen Mom 2 Reunion Part 2: The Poors Typically Divorce Over Hot Dogs, Y’all!

First off, how beautiful is my photoshopping skills?  Barb has never looked more dapper and anorexic all at the same time, which really is the perfect mix.  Second off, since this is the last Teen Mom recap for a while let’s Celebrity Twitter Bomb this to Kelly Ripa by Tweeting this recap to @kellyripa – […]

Teen Mom 2 Reunion: Pirate Mike Lands a Hooters Girl!

Programming Note: We’re using this recap as another Celebrity Twitter Bomb.  Tweet this recap with @bravoandy and let him know about IBBB!  Just tweet this recap link: http://bit.ly/zXiEcN    to @bravoandy and @ibbb  Ole! It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for and by “waiting for” I of course mean “casually yawning whilst giving a […]

Teen Mom 2 Season Finale: Who Gets Custody of the Puffy Leather Couch?

Jenelle – Welcome to the latest edition of “Fauxlebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and His Obsessive Need to Only Wear T-shirts Under His Blazer.”  It’s a working title.  That lil b*tch of a daughter, Jenelle, is living it up at “the ‘hab” and is ready to get her life back on track, but not before […]

Teen Mom 2: The One Where You Have to Tell Your Mom You Was a Slut, Y’all!

Jenelle – You gotta love an episode that kicks things off with a little b*tchfest between Barbarella and Jenelle!  Could they be fighting over the fact that they can barely afford their mortgage?  No.  Could they be fighting over the fact that Jace has ruined both of their lives?  Nope.  They’re simply fighting over where […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Ain’t Bath-ing No Babies!

Jenelle – Things are going really well for Jenelle ever since she moved out of Barb(ie)’s Dream House.  I, of course, am joking.  Her life is in absolute ruins.  Since she no longer lives with her loving, soothing, calming mother, Barb decides that she wants Jenelle to start paying child support.  Me gusta how they’re […]

Teen Mom 2: When Bad Hair Happens to Chinless Teens

Hey y’all it’s time for another episode of “The Night They Realized It’s Not Just For Peeing Anymore.”  In this episode all the girls come to the decision that it’s never too late for adoption and begin to fill out paperwork to get the ball rolling on becoming free-teens again.  I hope I didn’t spoil […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Cheese Puffs, the Walking Splints of West Virginia

Programming Note: Dear sweet baby Jesus and his teen mom Mary this was one long episode!  MTV decided to play a round of shenanigans  on me and air Teen Mom last night for two hours.  Two hours!  Therefore, I’ll do my best to remember everything, but the first person to say, “I can’t believe you […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Here Comes Corey Claus Right Down Trailer Park Lane!

Jenelle – Sometimes when your life is stormy you need a little calm.  You need a mustache with mangled teeth to provide you with advice.  You need Barb’s boyfriend Mike.  Jenelle is seeing red (and not just because Barb is decked out in a beautiful Christmas red sweater with black leaves all around the neck […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jumpaaah Cables and Fix-a-Flat: Birthday Dreams Come True

It’s time for yet another crapisode of “Spread ‘Em If You Got ‘Em: Teenage Mother Edition.”  I am still on vacation, but I figured if I could find the time to tune into these rubbish tins, then you probably have the time to read this junk and click on the “Recommend” button so you can […]

Teen Mom 2: The One Where Everyone Gets Orange Sweaters

Welcome back to another episode of “Teen Mom 2:  Vag Today, Mom Tomorrow.”  If you know someone who’s become brain-dead from reading these recaps, visit RespectIsNotLove.gov.  Yeah, I turned it into a government agency…jealous? Here’s what went down last night with these teenage mothers (lite version due to me being on vacation). Jenelle –It took […]