50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

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Get all caught up on your favorite Teen Mom trash-bags like Jenelle, Leah (y'all!), Chelsea (her orange head) and Kail (minus her chin).

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Like Aborted Babies Through Jenelle, These are the Days of Our Lives

If Janet doesn't appear in this episode rapping "Smack My Bitch Up" whilst booty popping in BUM Equipment shorts I quit life. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014 Jace learned how to count by # of abortions…most likely. It's the new math. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014 Why is the […]

23 Ways I Feel About the Teen Mom Catch-Up Special as Told via Oprah Gifs

As you know, MTV is showing a “catch up” special Sunday night at 8pm on our favorite Teen Moms and, of course, I’ll be Live Tweeting this epic event.  In the meantime, here’s how I feel about the entire thing…. 1.  How I originally thought I’d be spending my Sunday night 2.  When I found […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle’s Future Baby Names

Can’t wait to see chocolate cake stuck in Kail’s braces. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Kail and Javi are officially homeowners…and I’m not. Thanks student loans! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014   Wait. Do Kail and Javi have matching sleeve tattoos? Matching buzz-cuts next! (Suzi already has one) #TeenMom2 […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Barb is Glad Jenelle Isn’t SCREWED UP on Da Drugs

Weather Alert: If Jenelle doesn't get an abortion during this weeks episode…6 more weeks of winter. That's how that works. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 12, 2014 I HEART Barb at an all you can eat pancake house. Glad she wore her polka dot blouse..it's roomy you lil b*tch #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) […]

Teen Mom 2 Tweetcap/Recap: The One Where Barb is Smitten with Nathan

Thanks for taking part in another Live Tweet of Teen Mom last night! Me gusta when you Tweet me questions that I can try and answer during the commercials (you know, when I’m not eating orange slices and dumping small cups of water over my head). Here are just some of the Tweets from last […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Eat the Cake Chelsea Mae, I Said Eat the Cake Chelsea Mae

Thanks to all who took part in another successful Teen Mom 2 Live Tweet last night! You guys crack me up like Jenelle on crack with what you Tweet at me during the show. I’ll get better at responding to more next week. In the meantime, take a stroll down memory lane and enjoy some […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Abortions & F-Bombs

Thanks all for taking part in the first ever Live-Tweet of Teen Mom 2!  I have to admit I had a blast doing it, especially reading what you all and y’all were Tweeting at me during the commercials.  Plus, I think I lost 5 pounds from doing this so, well, there’s that.  At last count […]

Teen Mom 2 Announcement…

Here ye, hear ye (since I don’t know the difference)!  Since the thought of recapping the season of Teen Mom that supposedly was canceled but now is coming back makes me want to dirt nap this here blog I’ve decided I’m going to try my hand at “live tweeting” as “the kids” say.  That’s right […]

Teen Mom 2 Reunion: The One Where Everyone Blames Twitter

I figured I’d save my best artwork for the last Teen Mom 2 recap and, well, I know you appreciate the time and effort it takes to cut and paste a “dog waste” sign onto a picture.  It really makes 75.3 years of college loans well worth it.  I hate to point out things after […]

Teen Mom Reunion: Why Do I Feel Like Jenelle is Going to Try Heroin Through a Gas Mask?

Well dry your eyes and your diaper because it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for…the end of Teenage Mother Part Deux: Part I.  I for one am celebrating by taking a shot of Pitocin every time someone tries to fight back the Dr. Drew tears.  I suggest you do the same.  And, yes, I’m […]

Teen Mom 2 Finale: The One Where We Only Learn What Happened From Retold Stories

No I’m not recapping Unseen Moments (genuflect) but feel free to join me on Facebook and post 74,039 posts about it! Jenelle – Per usual the cameras weren’t there when Barb and Pirate Mike joined superhero forces and knocked down Jenelle’s door to bust her for doing drugs.  Luckily, Barb and Pirate Mike are retelling […]

Teen Mom 2: Um. The Walmart Deli is OFF LIMITS!

[ Update ] Click here for the LATEST Teen Mom 2 Recaps.  They’re pretty funny.  Trust. Jenelle – It’s finally Court Day for Barb’s little b*tch of a daughtah, Jenelle!  Will she go to the slammer?  Will she scissor her way to freedom in honor of Blessed Mother Amber Portwood?  Kieffah seems to really care […]

Teen Mom 2: Leah’s 5th Wedding aka My Two Dads

What to do?  It was a tough call to recap Teen Mom and make such ridiculous jokes so shortly after the terrible tragedy in Boston.  My thoughts and prayers (yes, I pray) go out to everyone in Boston that was impacted by all of this.   If you read here regularly you know two things.  (1)  […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Kieffah “Mean Mugs” Gary

Jenelle – For some reason I thought Tori was shot in the face by karma, but apparently she’s back and eating in sweats with Jenelle at some place that is desperate enough for business to have these two moldy pork chops and their camera crew over for dinner.  Tori wants to know what the deal […]

Teen Mom 2: I Guess We Know Who Didn’t Let the Dogs Out

Time for another episode of “Does Everyone Have Fake Boobs Now, Or No?”  If you like this recap, please be sure to click the “Recommend Button” that’s all over this post so you can share it with your Facebook friends.  If 500 people recommend it, I’ll recap Chelsea’s segment next week.  So get to work, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: New Boobs, New Ring, and a New Dakota

Cut the bull (literally), I’m back!  I was on vacation in a place where the sun makes it hot outside and I get to get a tan.  It’s nice.  I also saw a palm tree give birth to a tiny tot.  I may have been “the drunk.”  Moving on, it’s time for me to catch […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again.

Welcome back folks.  It’s time for another episode of “The Kids Are Kinda Pointless Now.”  This week we get to see if all the moms give up their children for Lent.  Spoiler Alert:  Yes!  Also, speaking of spoiler alerts click here to follow me on Facebook.  You’ll love it/hate it.  Be sure to recommend me […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Welcome Back Mr. Disrespectful

Let’s face it.  There’s no way I could top the image above that MTV created so why even bother?  The fact that they’ve inserted arrows to display how Kieffer texted Gary as a way to get to Janelle is pure brilliance.  The only thing that was missing was a cartoon Barb passed out from “shock […]

This Teen Mom Episode is Brought to You By the Letter (from) V

I’m not going to lie to you (which differs from the norm), but this blog post title may be the best I’ve ever written in the land of evers.  Had I been on stage I would have simply dropped the mic, Shasta’d in my pants, and then moonwalked into the orchestra.  This is also known […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Engaged and Pregnant in Any Given Order

So I’m back after my recent travels and time off.  I may have missed part of the episode last week, but it appears that none of these girls gave their toddlers up for adoption yet so, well, we’re still in business.  Let’s see what Braces, Chin, Bricks, and Roots are up to this week! Leah […]