50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

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Get all caught up on your favorite Teen Mom trash-bags like Jenelle, Leah (y'all!), Chelsea (her orange head) and Kail (minus her chin).

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Who Won Jace in Carnival Court, Jenelle or Barb?

Jenelle – It’s really the moment we’ve all been waiting for (you know, if you don’t keep up-to-date online every day) to see who won Jace in court!  Was it Barb?  Was it Jenelle?  Was it Brandon and Theresa?  We finally have the answer.  We’re first tipped off that it didn’t go too well for Jenelle […]

TM2 Recap: Briana’s Baby Shower is LIT and Shiz Goes Down!

  Briana – It’s finally the day of that prized baby shower or a yard sale to see who may or may not want to buy the baby at cost. It’s a real toss up.  Either way it was good to see those painted letters spell out “S-T-E-L-L-A” without any of those dreadful drip marks from […]

TM2 Recap: Jenelle and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Mother’s Day

Jenelle – Per “the usual” Jenelle isn’t pleased that she’s sitting around her house planning an extravagant Mother’s Day and Jace isn’t going to even be there.  That’s strange.  After last weeks episode where Jace would rather have the devil dance on his face than go to Jenelle’s “Land-of-Horror” for the weekend, I just assumed he’d […]

Teen Mom 2: So How Drunk Was Barb on Cinco de Mayo?!

Jenelle – Another day, another plan to “win Jace back” via carnival games.  I have no idea.  I assume court because that’s all Jenelle talks about.  She’s stoked for her upcoming court date where a judge will get to decide if Jace is better off with a mother who’s dead behind the eyes and already has so […]

17 Things to Buy the Biggest Teen Mom Fan You Know

Because we all could use a little extra Teen Mom stuff around the house.  Whether you’re the biggest Teen Mom fan or know the biggest Teen Mom fan, we’ve compiled some of the best TM2 and Teen Mom OG gifts and products, so far, this season. Oh, and if you like Barb and Jenelle you’re certainly […]

Teen Mom 2: Let’s Be Honest, Roxanne is Really the Star of This Show

Briana – Looks like we’re all still trying to ride that adoption train until the wheels come off.  Briana has to head over to her ultrasound appointment because apparently she’s 72 months pregnant and it’s a requirement.  She’s even invited her baby daddy (am I allowed to say that?) with her and, well, because this is […]

Teen Mom 2: Jenelle’s Gonna Put Her Own Nose in the Corner If She Can’t Get to the Gym

Jenelle – Apparently moving day lasts 6-weeks because Jenelle and David are still moving into their new house.  Oh, and did I mention that the phrase that pays is “the land.”  These two are really loving having “the land” and a house on “the land” and a place like “the land.”  I mean, what’s so great about […]

Teen Mom 2: So Jace Hit Barb in the Nose and It’s Pretty Bad You Guys

I’m baaaaack!  After a quick vacation I’m ready to recap the absolute hell out of this episode.  I mean, I guess. Jenelle –  Apparently we’re experiencing the aftermath of Jenelle getting engaged to David on a mountain and now they’re celebrating by basically eating in a prison cafeteria and talking about how they don’t know […]

Teen Mom 2: Briana Wants to Sell Her Baby to Brandon and Theresa

  Briana –  We pick up right where we basically left off last week…in a greasy burger joint waiting to hear if Luis was playing “hide the boom boom” on Briana.  Either MTV fast-forwarded through that scene or I blacked out because when I came to Briana was back home filling in her mom and […]

Teen Mom 2 Season Premiere Recap: Jenelle, Like Kesha, is About to Blow

Teen Mom 2 is back, y’all!  Be sure to share this recap with your friends on Facebook so I can keep recapping all the live-long-day!  Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – We haven’t seen Jenelle in a while so, let’s be honest, who knows how much havoc she’s really been wreaking lakely.  Know what I […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Behind the Scenes of The Reunion is the COPS Crossover We’ve All Been Waiting For

I was pretty confused about what the Teen Mom 2 season finale was really about.  At first I figured it was going to be a COPS-style episode between Javi and Kail, but after their 2 minute fight was over it basically turned into everyone getting ready to head on out to the taping of the […]

Teen Mom 2: Kail & Javi are One Text Away From Trashing Their Own House

Jenelle – Just when Jenelle thought she was finally going to be able to get in front of Judge Judy to see if she could buy back Jace from Barb, the real mother (Mother Nature) had her say and threw a hurricane basically in their backyard and canceled their court date.  I mean, if there couldn’t […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb is Getting Iced Out Over That Popcorn Thing

Jenelle – I love when Barb is in the first scene of the episode.  I don’t like when no one will really talk to her so we can’t hear any of her words of wisdom/screaming.  These are things that I do and I do not like.  Now that that’s settled…Jenelle seems to think Barb has something […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle is Tired of Barb’s Bull Snot About the UNITED KINGDOM!

  Jenelle – Sometimes just when I think that Jenelle is becoming a real snooze machine, she brings us some sweet gems that remind us all of the simpler times when she was planning out her jail sentence around her Ke$ha (she still had the $ sign then) concert.  God I miss those days.  Anyjunk, this […]

Teen Mom 2: Leah is NOT Playing Around With Those Time-Outs, Y’all!

  Jenelle – Things continue to go well for Jenelle and by that I, of course, mean her hair is brushed and she’s looking good.  I have no clue what’s going on with custody agreements, but if you look good what else is there really to worry about in life? Am I right or am I […]

Teen Mom 2: Barb Explains How Pregnancy Works, So, Yeah.

  Jenelle – Well the human cat is out of the trash bag (or something like that) because Jenelle has finally confirmed to the producers that she is, in fact, “in that special way.”  As Jenelle explains it “trolls” who are haters on Twitter found the police report from her accident and then posted it online […]

Teen Mom 2: Why Didn’t Minnie Mouse Play the Role of Barb?

  Leah – Since I don’t believe in watching anything on television besides reality shows where teenagers become mothers, I missed the fact that Leah’s home-state of West Virginia is flooded and there’s devastation everywhere.  Personally I feel like it’s Mother Nature’s way of trying to clean the place up, but that’s just me.  I mean, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Nathan Basically Rents Kaiser

  Jenelle – Things are really looking up for Jenelle ever since she was found not-guilty of killing Nicole Brown-Simpson or the Menedez parents.  Phew!  She has been found guilty, however, of painting on her eyebrows so thick that they look like they’re about to give Jenelle a Sharpie-induced coma.  I think that’s a thing.  Either […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Heads Off To See Judge Judy

Teen Mom 2 is BACK!  And this season they’ve gone the OG route, broke the 4th wall, and will actually, you know, reference that they’re filming a reality show.  All my 2017 wishes are now officially fulfilled. Well, except you sharing this recap and friending me on Facebook and Instagram.  That’s still out there. Jenelle […]

Being Barbara Recap: The Laugh Heard Round the World

If you were ever looking for a sign of hope in the world during these troubling times, well, it appeared last night.  I truly believe one day we will equate this to when those two little girls saw the Virgin Mary appear to them in Fatima.  You know the ones.  Either way, MTV gave us […]