Remember when after allowing your dog to play with Stretch Armstrong for the day he ended up looking deflated, chewed up, and spit out? I am pleased to introduce you to Mickey Rourke and his girlfriend. Figuring out which one is which should really be a drinking game, as it ironically gets easier when you’re 15 sheets to the wind. Kinda like that same wind that’s blowing up Mickey’s silk blouse.
Spending some quality time outside of the tanning bed, Mickey Rourke and Anastasia Makarenko (a couple, clearly, sponsored by Disney cartoons) walked around sunny New York City yesterday before heading out to the airport for a romantic getaway to the moon! I have no idea where they were going. I just wanted to make Stretch Armstrong and “blouse” jokes. Mission accomplished.