Rihanna, Dressed Like a Street-Walker in Mourning, Celebrates New Years Eve, Early

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I like Rihanna.  I do.  I like her songs.  I like her accent.  I like the clothes she wears that make me try to find where her boobs are hidden like a giant puzzle of “Where’s Waldo.”  Rihanna and Jay Z were taping a […]

Chris Brown Goes "Ike Turner" on Rihanna??

Uh oh! Someone is gonna have some ‘splaining to do!  Us Weekly is reporting that Chris Brown has turned himself in connection to a domestic violence criminal threat incident that allegedly went down after that God-forsaken Clive Davis pre-Grammy party the other night.  An unidentified woman called 911 and claimed that Chris Brown had attacked her.  […]

Rihanna and Chris Brown Not Dating

Tale as old as time, Beauty and the Beast. Rihanna was showing off her new Pinocchio haircut at the BET Awards red carpet yesterday while in her Beauty and the Beast outfit. It really was a Disney day for Rihanna. Rihanna was on The View the other day and when asked about her relationship with […]

Rihanna Caught Whatever Beyonce Had

I was listening to that little minx, Rihanna, the other day and all of a sudden I got very reminiscent of Beyonce during her “Irreplaceable” days. The song in question is “Take a Bow” by Rihanna. Ok look, it’s catchy (as is crabs) but so was Irreplaceable until you actually listen to the words. Rihanna […]

Rihanna & Chris Brown: Who’s Holding Who?

The Interweb is on fire and people are legit losing their shit like Jesus has come back to earth for a little victory tour when a photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown was discovered of them playing in a pool together. Now I don’t really want to write about this, but I feel like since […]

Rihanna SideBoob Friday!

Happy Rihanna SideBoob Friday! It’s kinda like Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, but for degenerate skanks. You’re welcome. Anyway, Rihanna (insert tired umbrella joke here ___) was going right to skank in the recent issue of FHM magazine, but I believe it’s for the FHM in Germany. Hell it could be the Canadian edition….I have no […]

Is Rihanna a Booze Hound??

Rihanna was hobbling throughout NYC over the weekend and while some are saying she hurt her ankle others are wondering why she looks like she’ wearing an alcohol monitoring bracelet. Oh, and by “others” I actually mean “just me.” I’m totally hoping that Rihanna is a major booze hound and is being forced to wear […]

Rihanna Kinda Sings, Covers Forehead

While Paris was moments away from being brought back to the slammer, Rihanna was at The Today Show in NYC “performing” a few of her songs. Ok, so I use the term “performing” loosely. I was actually there when Rihanna was “singing” and professionally took the above pictures. Brilliant, I know. Anyway, Rihanna comes out […]

Rihanna’s Forehead Performs “Umbrella”

Rihanna’s forehead was performing “Umbrella” at The Dome 42 and I think, I think she forgot her pants. Although, I’m not complaining, I guess I just don’t understand where one would find an outfit like this? Also, is it multiple pieces of clothing or just one net that she tosses over her head (and forehead)? […]

Rihanna, the Next Mariah Carey?

Rihanna was “performing” at Cardiff International Arena just the other night and she was certainly excelling at her signature moves that include, but are not limited to, the “pop out the ass,” “100% spread eagle,” and the “pop out the ass while performing a 100% spread eagle.” Now these are tricky moves, my friends, these […]