Celebrity Rehab 3: The "Mackenzie Phillips I Had Sex With My Father" Tour Continues

Celebrity Rehab 3 With Dr. Drew and his oddly gray hair that hasn’t grown a half-centimeter in three seasons is back on Video Hits One, or VH1 as “the kids” call it, Thursday, January 7th at 10pm.   Am I excited?  Sure.  I heart Intervention on A&E and so seeing some of my favorite fauxlebrities from […]

Britney Rehab, Rehab Britney. So We Meet Again?

Rumor (Willis) has it that Britney Spears has checked her arse back into rehab, according to X17Online.com. I hope this isn’t true, as a sober and cleaned up Britney is a boring and uninteresting Britney. If this is true, I hope that she goes to Promises Rehab, as that place seems like a real blast. […]

Someone Check That Dog for Drugs

Did anyone witness that dog actually walking? My money is on that it’s a stuffed dog that has about $50,000 worth of coke shoved inside of it and Lindsay will simply drag that dog back to Camp Rehab. Anyway, Lindsay continues her nation-wide victory tour of rehab facilities and goes for a hike. As a […]

Lindsay’s Utah Rehab Rocks!!

I was jealous when Lindsay No Pants was at Promises Rehab because that place just looked awesome. Even when Lindsay was at Wonderland Rehab I was jealous because it seemed like a really nice hotel and I could certainly use some rest and relaxation. Once again I am very jealous of the rehab that Lindsay […]

Tanning Helps You Beat Addiction

According to my close friends at TMZ.com (they don’t know me) have some of the first pictures of Lindsay No Pants in sunny Utah and just taking a short break from rehab. I know that if I were to take a break from rehab (which I would never do…I mean even beginning attending rehab) my […]

The Real Culprit? Promises Rehab

Everyone keeps on blaming Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears for their crazy ways. They (allegedly) having drinking and drug problems. I don’t blame them. However, everyone keeps on looking past one common thread: Promises Rehab. What in the hell goes on at Promises Rehab? Whatever it is that they do there, it doesn’t seem to […]

Lindsay “With Child” in Rehab?

Is Lindsay No Pants “with child” while vacationing at Promise of a New Day Rehab in Malibu? Not really, but every other blog tends to circle the stomach of a celebrity and question if they’re pregnant, so I figured why not jump on the bumpwagon. More importantly, Lindsay went for a hike while in rehab […]

Lindsay Lohan Drives With Star Jones?

I don’t care what they say, rehab sounds like a blast. First off, you get all your meals cooked for you. Second, you get to not work. Third, you can work out all you want since there isn’t much else to do. Fourth, you clearly get to leave as much as you want. Tenth, you […]

Lindsay at Promises Rehab

Seriously, the folks over at Splash News Online must have photographers living in the trees around Promise of a New Day Rehab because they snapped Lindsay on her first day of rehab. Awww that’s cute. I hope Dina packed her lunch and by “lunch” I mean thermos filled with coke. Oh and by “coke” I […]

Lindsay Rehab, Rehab Lindsay. Didn’t We Meet Before?

According to In Touch Weekly, Lindsay No Pants has carted her freckled arse back to a little place called, “rehab.” Actually, she’ll be spending some time at “Promise of a New Day” in Malibu where Britney Spears “vacationed” for a month. What’s great about this is that I get to recycle all of my “Promise […]

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Pulls an Opposite Britney

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I don’t know what two of those three words mean) pulled an opposite Britney Spears by leaving rehab early and then shaving his head. Dude, if you’re trying to create some buzz about yourself you’re clearly supposed to shave your head and then enter rehab. Such an amateur mistake. Oh, and don’t […]

Rehab is the New Anorexia and the Old “Child Out of Wedlock”

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (I only know what one of those words mean) has checked himself into rehab for a little too much of the drinky-drink. I think that’s the technical term for it. Actually he’s in a super fancy AA facility. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was working so much, according to People Magazine that he needed […]

Hide Your Umbrellas, Britney Has Been Released From Rehab! Run Britney, Run!

As I skillfully reported last night that Britney would be checking herself out of Promise of a New Day rehab it looks like that actually came true. Britney has un-cuffed herself from the radiator in her room and has left the rehab facility after playing the “get well soon” game for 30 days. No word […]

Britney’s Cured & Ready to Leave Rehab

What a difference a month makes! Britney Spears is planning on breaking free from Promise of a New Day Rehab in Malibu later this week. I didn’t know you could cure “crazy” in just 1 month. I’ve been trying for over 2 years. Random drunken sources are claiming that she and KFed had an “amazing […]

Britney Plays Tennis; Rehab a Blast!

Britney Spears may have been trying to hang herself with a bed sheet and screaming that she was the anit-Christ a few weeks ago, but yesterday she was running up and down the tennis court and having a good old time with balls flying by her face. I guess somethings won’t ever change. Seriously, Promise […]

Britney Does a Ton of Coke

It has been rumored that Britney Spears has been upping her coke intake since staying at Promise of a New Day rehab in sunny Malibu. Star magazine has reported that Britney is drinking up to 24 cans of coke per day. Per day! I don’t even know if that is humanly possible. No joke, after […]

Britney Visits AA Again, Looks Crazy

While vacationing at Promise of a New Day rehab facility in Malibu, Britney decided to leave the center for a short time to head out to an AA meeting at Corpus Christi Catholic Church for about an hour last night. Britney didn’t go to the AA meeting alone though, she brought a bunch of her […]

Britney Still in Rehab, Umbrellas Safe

There were rumors all weekend that Britney had left Promise of a New Day Rehab for good, but I refused to post those hurtful rumors. Well, I didn’t so much “refuse” to post those rumors as I didn’t hear them because I was MIA all weekend. Anyway, Britney was rumored to have peaced out of […]

Van Halen Pulls a Britney and a Lohan

It looks like Eddie Van Halen has pulled a Britney, Lohan, Williams hat trick! Eddie Van Halen has checked himself into rehab as of yesterday. According to a statement from Eddie Van Halen’s website: “I would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you […]

Timberland Wants to Take Britney Away

Music producer Timberland has worked with everyone from Justin Timberlake to Nelly Furtado to Missy Elliot to Celine Dion (ok I made that one up). However, Timberland now sets his sights on saving Britney Spears. Did you know she was in rehab, by the way? Timberland has said in an Entertainment Weekly interview: “I feel […]