You know it’s a knee-jerk reaction to see someone like this and think they’re complete morons. However, when I peel back the layers of my insanity it basically comes down to one thing. I’m old. I am. Old. I look at Ke$ha and I don’t understand anything about her. What is she? For the first few months I just assumed she was just Stephanie Pratt from “The Hills” on a meth binge but, apparently, she’s some singer. Again, I’m old. I’ve heard her song, “Tik Tok” and you know what? It pisses me off. “Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.” Really? Awesome. Oh, and my other favorite line is, “….but we kick him to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.” Oh yeah? Does she know who Mick Jagger is? Like, has she seen him? Was it opposites day when this song was written? Again, I’m old.
However, what pisses me off the most is the fact that there’s a dollar sign in her name. Ke$ha. I think my sister brilliantly summed it up one day when she text messaged me the following: “Why does Ke$ha have a dollar sign in her name? Seriously, get off Myspace.” And you know what? She’s totally right. Get the F off Myspace. Stop adding symbols to your words. Stop TyPiNg cRaP LiKe tHiS. Stop making up the spelling of things like, “Tik Tok.” Nobody spells it like that. Nobody. Stop it right now. Stop trying to be Lady Gaga.
Again, I’m old. I’m ok with it though.