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…and Ramona, IBBB’s Been a Sh*thead to You Too and Please Forgive Me (stomp foot)!

Join Me on Facebook! There are some things in life that bring me so much effing happiness.  And those “some things” are provided by the hundreds of thousands of hours of television that I watch.  Bravo is churning out “Real Housewives” seasons like spinoffs of Law & Order and, you know what, that is fine […]

Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Apparently LuAnn’s Boyfriend is Ross Geller

Join Me on Facebook! Basically three things happened in the season finale of Real Housewives of New York City: Bethenny and Jill meet up for lunch, LuAnn “performs” her song “Money Can’t Buy You Class” (we’ll get to that in a second), and Ramona finally finishes her renewal process from hell.  Let’s take a walk […]

Wait, So Kelly Bensimon Really is Crazy? Spoiler Alert: Yes.

So apparently Kelly from Real Housewives of New York City really did go kind of crazy in last weeks crapisode.  I knew it wasn’t editing (you learn a lot from “The Hills”) but I suspected she may have been playing up “the crazy” for the cameras.  Well, all the cast members of Real Housewives took […]

The Real Housewives of New York City: So Who’s Putting the 5150 on Kelly?

Elegance is learned, my friend.  Elegance is learned, oh yeah.  Elegance is leaaaaaaarrrrrnnnnned!  Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were all here.  So what in the holiest of all hells was up with Kelly Bensimon on last nights Real Housewives of New York City?  All the editing in the free world couldn’t have made her […]

You Mean She Wasn’t Saying, “LA Gets the Girl….My Friend?”

Well maybe I would have known that Countess LuAnn de Levorced was actually singing “Elegance is Learned….My Friend” if the majority of her sh*t-show of a “song” didn’t sound like they used that special effect that Cher used in “Do You Believe…” you know, when it sounds like she’s singing through the telephone in a […]

From Kodak to JCPenney, the Recession Hurts People

No matter how many times I see her, Jill Zarin always reminds me of the girl mouse from An American Tale.  Anyfival, some of the Real Housewives of New York City got paid to show up at the Eco-Friendly Denim Drive at JCPenney in the Manhattan Mall over the weekend.  Wow how the mighty have […]

Ramona’s Runway Walk: Real Housewives of New York City

No news here.  I just can’t wait for the upcoming episode of Real Housewives of New York City so that I can see Ramona Singer walking the runway during a fashion show in which she looks like Vicki the Robot from “Small Wonder” on an acid trip to Venus during the Civil War.  Just me? […]

Crazies Who Hang Together, Stay Together

So when did these two become so buddy-buddy?  Ramona Singer, her renewal, Alex McCord, and Alex’s Route 1 Ramada Inn bedspread all headed out to the grand opening of “Housing Work’s Hell’s Kitchen” yesterday in New York City.  I have no idea what two of those words mean.  Regardless, they were there mugging it up […]

So Does Ramona Make Money Every Time She Says, “Renewal?”

What is it about Ramona that makes me want to watch her on a constant loop?  Ramona Singer and Alex McCord from Real Housewives of New York City stopped by Good Day NY (which may be the worst show on television next to Good Day LA) to talk about what’s been going on so far […]

Real Housewives of New York New Cast? If Ramona Gets Replaced, I Quit Life.

Blah.  Even these photos look like they suck.  The Real Housewives of New York attended their premiere party the other night at Tenjune in NYC.  Fitting.  So here’s the breakdown.  We have Bethenny Frankel (the Stewie Griffin of the group), along with Ramona Singer, Ramona’s eyes, Alex McCord, Alex’s flapjack boobs, and a couple of […]

Real Housewives of New York City Preview: Ramona Dancing, Ramona Walking the Runway. Enough Said.

Every time I see a commercial on Bravo telling me it’s going to be an “explosive season” I never really believe it….until now.  The Real Housewives of New York City starts up their new season on March 4th and I’m pretty sure they all hate each other.  I’m also pretty sure that each housewife is […]

No I Didn’t Draw This: Kelly Bensimon on the Cover of Playboy (Animated Edition?)

You know how I sometimes (aka “all the time”) photoshop pictures of Heidi Montag’s new head onto random objects like mannequins, beavers, and the like?  Well, it looks like the folks over at Playboy basically did the same thing, but this time they tapped into the experts over at Hanna Barbera to help with the […]

Bethenny Staaaaaahhhhp! Staaaaahhhhhp Bethenny, Staaaaaahhhhppp!

Real Housewives of New York City cast member, Bethenny Frankel, was promoting her pregnant ass off for her new book “The Skinnygirl Dish” at Barnes and Noble in Fort Lauderdale yesterday.  B. Frank was also signing bottles of her very own Skinnygirl Margarita for anyone and everyone who would take it.  If you listen very […]

Starting Your Day Any Other Way Than Seeing Jill Zarin Wearing a Hair Net is Just Pointless

Anyone remember the female mouse from Cinderella who helped her sew a new dress for the ball?  Well if they ever make a real life Cinderella movie (not Whitney Houston and Brandy related) and need to cast that mouse and they don’t choose Jill Zarin from the Real Housewives of New York City I’m going […]

Bethenny Frankel Peta Ad: "I'd Rather Be Photoshopped Than Wear Fur"

Now I hate to speak ill of anyone in the Real Housewives of New York as I have daydreams of playing drinking games with them and plotting how to jump the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but what in the jihad hell kind of photoshopping is that?  It looks like my level of photoshopping which […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Trainwreck Edition is About to Begin

Pistol whip your TIVO because the Real Housewives of New York City: Trainwreck Edition is about to start the hell up.  The whole crazy-train gang attended the Season 2 Premiere Party at the Palace Hotel yesterday in New York City.  I’m surprised they didn’t hold the premiere party at Simon and Alex’s crack-house in Brooklyn […]

The Real Housewives of New York City: The Band is Back Together!

The New York premiere of “Bride Wars” really brought out all the A-listers the other night. There were many celebrities there, but that’s pretty boring. The Real Housewives of New York City also stopped by the blue carpet and it made me long for them. Of course crazy ass LuAnn Delesepps was there (minus her […]