25+ RHONY Recaps - Funny Real Housewives of New York Recaps

Real Housewives of NYC: You Put Your Left Leg In, You Throw Your Left Leg Out…

Sure I took a break from recapping RHONY, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t watching.  I tuned in week after week (after week, after week) to see if this was the episode where Aviva unvelcro’d her leg and threw it onto the floor.  Each week I was disappointed that it never seemed to happen but, after […]

RHONY Recap: The Museum of Sex and George’s Funeral Plans for Ramona

I don’t even know what this show is about anymore, yet I’m ok with that.  We pick right up where we left off last week which was the celebration of Aviva’s father’s engagement to his 24 year old girlfriend.  And what better place to have an upscale engagement party than the Museum of Sex in […]

Real Housewives of NYC: Dog Ashes, Dog Ashes We All Fall Down!

*The remainder of the RHONY recaps will take place, right here, at Camp IBBB.  I thank Redbook for the opportunity and will be sure to mention them in my future Emmy acceptance speech.  Sonja’s dog died over a year ago so it only makes sense that this will be the episode where she removes his […]

Real Housewives of New York City NEW Opening Tag Lines for 2014

*Please note this video was taken with a 1987 camcorder and uploaded via my Apple IIc Since I am sans life I was, of course, beside myself with excitement that Bravo was showing a surprise 30 minute sneak peek into the new season of Real Housewives of New York City.  And by “excitement”  I mean […]

My Night With the Real Housewives of New York City…No, For Real.

That Oprah is really onto something with that whole “dreaming big” business.  I tested this out recently and presto chango I was invited to a filming of the Real Housewives of New York City.  It’s. Just. That. Easy.  By the way, I used the word ‘filming’ vs ‘taping’ since this is quite the classy website […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Ramona Isn’t So Much Pregnant as Her Vagina Is Basically Out of Business

It’s the last crapisode of the season and I can honestly say I don’t know one thing that actually happened in the last 8 episodes.  Well, Jill got a whole new face, so there’s that.  This final episode of Real Housewives was basically like watching Teen Mom in reverse.  But, before we get to Ramona […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Beauty, Class, and Elegance Captured in a Music Video…In Beautiful, Classy, and Elegant Atlantic (Burp) City

This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is LuAnn’s music vide-O. Once in a while I think that Santa Christ looks down on me and my pathetic little life and provides be with a treat. This treat, my friends (oh yeah), was this episode of of Real Housewives. The fact that almost the entire crapisode focuses […]

Real Housewives of New York City: My Super Scripted Sweet Sixteen

What in the name of all things Zarin was going on in this entire episode?!  Now I don’t do drugs, as users are losers and losers are users so don’t do drugs (DON’T do drugs)…if you know a user even part of the time, tell ’em to quit and take a bite out of crime!  […]

Real Housewives of NYC Recap: All “The Olds” are Doing the Sexy

Welcome!  This isn’t the Plaza Hotel, this is IBBB…things suck around here.  Get used to it.  For 7 days now Bravo has been throwing commercials at me like grenades talking about the “fallout from Morocco” so how come for the first 15 minutes of this snoozefest I’m forced to watch “the olds” get sexy with […]

Real Housewives of New York City: I Kinda Think Santa is Going to Fix It

For the love of camel jokes are we still in Morocco?  I must have missed over 14 episodes or something because apparently after the “big fight” between Ramona and Jill both ladies of leisure are acting like they’ve been gang banged in a rusty dumpster and, well, I’m almost certain only one of them has.  […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Money Can’t Buy You Well Behaved Camels (My Friend!)

Like a working whore at a gang bang, let’s dive right in. We pick up right where we left off from last week, which if you recall is when the psychic was telling Ramona that her husband basically is either banging some other chick or some other chick is trying to bang him. I mean, […]

Real Housewives of New York City: No Wire Hangers…EVER!

Similar to these middle-aged women (woman) on a trip overseas I too was traveling last night, so I shall be recapping this from memory without the luxuries of things like my DVR or a keg. Let’s see how this goes. Let’s just call it like it is. I have no idea where in the holy […]

Real Housewives of New York City: A Drunk Ramona is a Fun Ramona

Join Me on Facebook & Twitter! So who in Morocco is LuAnn banging that she is trying to convince everyone and their mother to go on this trip?  I love how on these shows they make it seem like they’re just randomly discussing ideas for fun trips they can take and then all of a […]

Real Housewives of NYC: With Special Guest Appearance from the Bruise on Sonja’s Ass

Be Social: Join Me on Facebook & Twitter Time for another crapisode of the Real Housewives of New York City. And if it’s time for another episode it must be time for some more “modeling exposure” for Ramona. I’m not going to lie, I could watch Ramona walk down a runway or “pose” during a […]

Real Housewives of NYC: The One with All the Awkward Parties

Join IBBB on Facebook & Twitter Grab your Fivel Moskewitz doll and your copy of the Country Mouse and the City Mouse because Jill Zarin is back, ladies and gentlemen (greeters).  She looks fresh and alive status quo after her big trip down under in the land of Australia.  I assumed once we saw her […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Horses and Sand Angels is the New Satchels of Gold

Get Social: Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! I’m pretty sure no one will be reading this recap today as the Royal Wedding has taken over the world and, well, I blame Disney and you better start blaming them too.  Anycrumpets, if you’re a horse lover you’re going to love this crapisode of RHoNYC.  How’s […]

Real Housewives of New York City: Ramona’s Runway Walk 2.0 (Wheels Sold Separately)

Get Social: Join IBBB While the cat’s away, the mice will play so it only makes sense that Jill Zarin isn’t in this episode as she is traveling in Australia most likely feeding kangaroos her potato latkes and asking them if they liked it.  But just because Jill is away and Bravo didn’t want to […]

Real Housewives of New York: Stop Saying “Manners”

Join Me on Facebook! Is it just me or are there Housewives shows on every other day?  I can’t keep up.  I’m kidding.  Of course I can.  I schedule my life around this and, well, let’s just say there’s not a lot of schedule maneuvering that I have to do.  But I digest.  I’m pretty […]

Real Housewives of New York City Recap: It Only Makes Sense That There is Ramona Wine on the Market

Get Social: Join Me! Hello everybody it’s me, LuAnn, as you knoooow!  It’s not, but I’m glad that Real Housewives of NYC is back as it increases that chances that we’ll all be living in a world where LuAnn will be “sing-talking” to us.  It’s been a while since this classically trained wreck was on […]

Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Part 3 of 2,093: Are Jill and Bethenny Friends Again?

Join Me on Facebook! Well we’re down to the final reunion for the Real Housewives of New York City.  I’m pretty sure this could be turned into an additional 14 episodes if Andy kept on reading viewer mail from people who think Jill is a b*tch and if the discussion centered around how crazy train […]