Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I Wonder What They Did With Russell’s Filet?

Well folks, the time has come.  We’re ready to give our little Pandorita away to her finance who may or may not  have spoken actual words this season.  That’s right, the entire episode is basically wedding related.  Well, to be truthful it wasn’t all a snooze.  I mean, the first 10 minutes consisted of Paul […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Ken is Definitely the Cursed Tiki (Doo Doo Doooo)

For me, everything goes back to The Brady Bunch and this crapisode, well, is of no exception.  Everyone is still in Hawaii because it’s Mauricio’s birthday and apparently this is the kind of party you have when Estrella has a new face and won’t bake you a birthday cake in the shape of a taco […]

Real Housewives of Beaverly La(t)kes: Friends Don’t Sue Friends. Friends Just Turn a Blind Eye to Friends With Really Long Age-Inappropriate Hair.

When I walk into a room, I OWN it!  Sorry, wrong show.  The point is, is that I’m on a 2 week vacation from work and, therefore, every day is like Saturday to me where I forgot to watch all of my favorite shows.  Either way, here’s a “lite version” of what went down last […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I Want Kim’s Voicemail to Be the Soundtrack of My Life

Attention everybody, Kennedy has received a horse.  Sorry, I know that’s off topic, but I forgot to mention that little gem from a few episodes ago and, well, it plays in a loop in my head on the regular.  In fact, I’ve made it my alarm clock in the morning:  Kennedy has received a horse.  […]

Real Housewives of Beaverly La(t)kes: Braless Party Fights, Beverly Hills Style

I’m not quite sure what took me so long this season, but here are the opening remarks from the ladies that I’d prefer to hear in the opening credits: Life in Beverly Hills is a game and so was the adoption of our “son.” I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills, but I do […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: So, Uh, Russell. Yeah?

I have to admit, I’m barely able to follow what the point of the Real Housewives of Beaverly Lakes is even about these days.  I know they’re throwing a lot of parties and “teas” but other than that what are we actually working towards this season?  Ah yes,  I remember now.  Russell’s untimely dirt nap.  […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: If You Can’t Be My Friend, Please Just Don’t Be British

Being George Glass – This must be the crapisode where everyone cries (tears of diamonds).  We kick things off where we left off last week in which Kim is springing her new boyfriend of 1 year, George Glass, to her man-hands sister, Kyle.  Kyle seemed to really handle it well since, you know, she kept […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne’s Spa Party Costs More Than You, Your Children, and Your Children’s Children Will Ever Make in 16 Lifetimes

We’re at the part in the season when fights and threats have flown throughout a couple of episodes and now it’s time to settle in to teaching Adrienne how to make chicken.  Yup.  Chicken.  Luckily Lisa Vanderfunk is free to give Adrienne a lesson on how to get sexy with chicken carcass and, eventually, get […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Slut Pigs are Pretty Much the Best Kind of Pigs

Since there never really seems to be any rhyme or reason to these episodes, I’ve decided to just toss out the 8 random things I think are worth discussing on last nights crapisode of Real Housewives of Beaverly Latkes.  Let’s go! A Slut Pig is a Slut Pig is a Slut Pig – I once […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: You Are. A God-Damn B*tch.

I’ve pretty much only been watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season just to hear Kim call Brandi two things: 1.  A God-damn b*tch 2.  A slut-pig We’ve only achieved one of these things tonight.  Oh, and I’m also a complete tool so I also watch this season because of that.  After we get […]

Real Housewives of Beaverly Lakes: Kim Found Her Voice…and Meth Wants It Back

IBBB was on his death bed last week, as you know, so I was unable to recap the absolute horror that was Taylor for 60 minutes.   From trying to fit into her luggage (spoiler alert: her bony ass fit), to freaking out over someone “stealing” her makeup bag, to finally having the cutest little breakdown […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Beaver Creek. Haha. Creek.

I knew something was missing from last weeks crapisode and that was, of course, the opening credits.  Well, like season 3 of Gimme a Break, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills updated theirs and, well, it didn’t disappoint.  First off everyone is wearing dresses as if they’re going to a Quinceanera (ole!) and diamond dust […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne Has a Different Catholic Religion Than the Rest of Us

I may not be fully up to speed on all the controversy around this season of RHOBH, but if I’ve been understanding things correctly Bravo has decided to air this new season even though Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse are both currently dirt-nap status.  Apparently the rest of the cast is not allowed to listen […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2 Preview: Me Gusta el “Slut Pig”

It seems like just yesterday we were introduced to the women of Beaverly Lakes and here we are again getting a sneak peak at their upcoming season (premiering on Sept 5th).  Jill Zarin’s potato latkes are barely even cold in their grave and, well, we’re moving on.  I, for one, am relieved as the RHOBH […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kyle Stole Kim’s House and Kim Stole My Heart

Get Social: Join IBBB on Facebook and Twitter If I was in charge of a Wheel of Fortune puzzle my “before and after” would be: Money Can’t Buy You Class is Now In Session.  Besides that, it’s the season finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Here are the top 9 things that are worth […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The One Where Even Camille’s Wonktastic Eye Can’t See Her Own Divorce in the Horizon

Join Me on Facebook and Twitter. Ole! Bravo to Bravo for making the right decision and moving RHOBH to 9pm so that I could watch that and Jersey Shore at 10:00 without any trouble at all.  Sure I have a DVR, but I’m not an animal.  I want to watch it live with the rest […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Medium Allison DuBois’ Electronic Cigarette Should Be the 7th Housewife

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! There’s nothing I like better than strolling into my apartment with a strong after-work buzz on just in time for the Real Housewives of Beaverly Lakes, especially when they’re at Camille’s dinner party and the booze I drank makes me feel like I might in fact just be […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Driving Miss Vanderpump

Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Yeah so I know I missed a lot of crapisodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  I blame it on binge drinking and only binge drinking.  Plus I’m really gearing up for the dinner episode and *hopefully* the episode where Camille gets blindsided by karma.  Anycrap, I have […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: How a Rich Woman Can Go Oklahoma on Your Ass

Join Me on Facebook! Hey did you guys hear that Kyle said that no one would care about Camille without Kelsey there? Well I did. I’ve been hearing it for three friggin’ weeks. The faux-fight is, of course, continuing on this week, but they’re focusing a bit more on who called Camille insecure, who said […]

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille’s Fight…with Sanity (and direct eye contact)

Join Me on Facebook! What can I say about last night crapisode of Real Housewives of Beaver-ly Hills?  Oh, and see what I did there by calling it “Beaver-ly?  Get it?  Beaver?  I know, right?  Anywonkyeyedcast, I had every intention of recapping the absolute W-4 and I-9 out of this episode (for once) and once […]