Kim "Performs/Sings" 'Tardy For The Party' During the Housewives Reunion Show. Somewhere Heidi Montag is Chasing Seagulls on the Beach and Taking Copious Notes

So you know how you go to a wedding and there’s always that one unmarried middle-aged distant relative there who’s sitting at the “table of randoms” and she tries to pretend she’s not bitter at all so she spends the first half of the reception drinking Cosmo’s and checking her face in the mirror every […]

Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale: Dwight's Fashion Show and NeNe Chokes Kim. All Sounds Normal to Me.

Oh kids, how fast the time goes when people with money fight each other on national television.  It seems like just yesterday Sheree was calling Kim “trailer trash” and NeNe was swabbing her mouth so that she and Curtis could take a DNA.  Sure that second example was from the first season, but let’s face it, […]

Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: The One With NeNe's Drive-By Daddy

Sometimes watching Real Housewives is like looking into a crystal ball of The Hills if the crystal ball was a dumpster and The Hills was watchable television, which is sorta is depending on how many Bud Light’s w/ Lime your stomach can handle.  I’m not sure what any of that meant, but I’ve decided to add The […]

Finally It's Like the World is Back to Normal!

Check Out Real Housewives of Atlanta Recaps Here!   The economy may be in the crap-shack, but I must admit that I feel some comfort in seeing Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta flashing her rack and smile for the paparazzi while walking into The Ivy in sunny LA over the weekend.  While […]

Deshawn Snow Peaces Out of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to Downsize.

Seriously, I think I hit “tilt” on my Photoshopping skills. Anyfoundation, Deshawn Snow of Real Housewives of Atlanta “fame” will not be appearing in the next season of the show. Apparently, the producers don’t think that Deshawn is as trashtastic as the rest of the cast. That was the nice way to say it. I […]

Real HOusewives of Atlanta: Season Finale. What We’ve Learned.

Check Out Previews from the Reunion Show How’s the season over when I feel like I just started watching this Atlanta hurricane of horror? We learned a lot this episode and I’m smarter because of it. We learned that Kim continues her rein of terror on the suit jacket. We learned that Kim thinks that […]

Real Housewives of Atltanta Recap: What the Christ is a Sunset BBQ?

Before we even get into last nights episode, I have a question. Uh, why do they all make it seem like Atlanta is a different country. Sheree is always like, “The people of Atlanta look up to me for my fashion sense.” Kim always states that having money and connections gives you power for anything […]

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Sings, I Die More Inside

Sure I’m a little late on my thoughts on this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I’ve been busy sitting down and stuff. Anyway, I almost want to get rid of everyone else on Real Housewives, except Kim and Nene. Ok, maybe Sheree can stay, but only because she’s the Claire Huxtable of […]

So Anyone Watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

I don’t care, I’ll admit it. I may or may not have seen an episode or two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I’m fine with it. I mean, to me this is like a remake of my old favorite 80’s sitcom 227, so I was looking forward to it. I have two favorites already. […]