MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore. I Know. Get Over It.

People are doing Shasta McNasty in their pants over the fact that MTV has officially changed their logo for the first time in almost 30 years.  Yes, they removed the “music television” from the bottom of the logo.  Are you guys ok?  You still with me?  Close the window, it’ll be fine.  MTV’s head of […]

Farrah from “Teen Mom” Allegedly Choked By Her Mom, Debra Danielson

So basically MTV reality shows are just about beating the bag out of each other.  First Jersey Shore and now Teen Mom.  Farrah Abraham is the new Snooki if the accusations are true.  My friends over at TMZ are reporting that Farrah was allegedly choked and then hit in the face by her mother, Debra […]

Can We Talk About “Butch” from “Teen Mom”

I’m not going to lie.  I watch Teen Mom on MTV.  It’s good.  It is.  Screw you for judging me.  I know you just did.  You just did it again.  Anytrash, every time Butch shows up on the screen I always think I accidentally sat on my remote control and changed the channel to Fox […]

Britney Spears: VMAs Performance: Gimme More….Boniva

Uh, now does Britney know that we know that she doesn’t sing live? She may know some of us know, but does she know we all know? All of us. Everyone. Even Helen Keller can see and hear this fraud-show coming from a mile away. Anyway, Britney opened up the VMAs with a lifeless performance […]

MTV The Hills: Lauren & Heidi Fight It Out

Oh “The Hills” where have you been for all these months? IBBB has been lonely without you. In a very special 1-hour season three opener we get to learn what really has been going on with Lauren and Heidi and the rest of the California Goonies over the past few months. Clearly this season of […]

MTV’s Newport Harbor. Really?

Move over Laguna Beach, there’s a WHOLE NEW show about to debut on MTV. It’s going to be totally different from Laguna Beach. Even the name of the show is completely different. They changed the name from Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County to Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County. I shit you not. You […]

“The Hills” Season 3 Finalizes the Script

Woo-hoo! The ink on the script of “The Hills,” season 3, is just about dry so you know what that means….time for them to air the episodes! It seems like years has passed since we last saw Lauren, Heidi, Whitney, and my personal favorite….Lisa Loveless. The new season will be airing soon so we can […]

Dear Taquita and Kaui: No.

Dear Taquita and Kaui – please stop immediately. Thanks,IBBB P.S – Whomever created this show, please email me at once.

MTV The Hills: The Hills Season 3 Is a Go

MTV has decided to add a third season of “The Hills” to its line up next season, but fans of Lauren, Heidi, Steve Sanders, Audrina, and Whitney won’t have to wait a full year for this masterpiece to be put together. The Hills, season 3, is scheduled to air at some point this summer.The second […]

Heidi’s Boobs Make News: The Hills

Uh-oh! Heidi’s old boobs are “dunzo” as the kids on MTV like to say. US Weekly has learned (some how) that Heidi Montag or “Montard” as I like to call her underwent breast augmentation surgery this week in Beverly Hills. Even more shocking is that Heidi Montard is an inspiring singer. Do you think Steve […]

MTV The Hills Finale: The Script Ends

Similar to the Berlin Wall coming down or John F. Kennedy being assassinated, you will always remember where you were when you watched the season finale of “The Hills.” Sad times. Sad times. So many questions will hopefully be answered, such as: how many teeth does Audrina really have? Will Heidi remember to chew her […]

MTV The Hills: Whitney Falls Down the Stairs

There are hardly any episodes left of The Hills this season and, clearly, they are saving the best for last. Oh, and by “best” I mean “the one where Whitney falls down the stairs.” I couldn’t care less what happens in the rest of the episode, as long as I get to see Whitney go […]

Justin Timberlake Does “The Diss” to MTV

I place “the diss” in quotes so that people know I’m hip and cool and use awesome hipster catch phrases like “the diss.” Do people even say “diss” anymore? I hope so, that would be neat. Anyway, while I usually think that Justin Timberlake is a jackass I realize that me and him have a […]

MTV The Hills: Lauren’s 21st Birthday

Woo-hoo it’s Lauren’s 21st birthday for the 1oth time! Awesome! You know what that means, there is only room for drunken fights, crying, slurring of words, and bad analogies from Whitney. Audrina and Heidi trying to plan a surprise party makes me nervous. Seriously, their plan makes no sense. I think it actually involves pissing […]

The Hills: Whitney is the “Nana” of Interns

Ah yes, another episode of The Hills. I’m starting this one off with a question. Has Lisa Loveless ever been seen walking or even standing for that matter? It seems as though I only see her sitting in her office. Perhaps she doesn’t have legs? It’s a toss up. As I being to lose even […]

MTVs Kristen Cavallari Thinks I’m Dumb

…well she may be right. Yeah, I’m kinda dumb. Anyway, Kristen Cavallari of MTVs Laguna Beach was recently in GQ and, of course, the interview headed in the direction of asking all about Laguna Beach. Sweet! It’s not like the reruns are enough anyway. Before I even get into the interview portion I want to […]

MTV Family News: Jason Wahler Arrested Again; Less Known Laguna Beach Cast Members Jealous

Jason Wahler of MTV’s Laguna Beach and several episodes of MTV’s The Hills was tossed in the slammer after he was caught drinking at a bar in North Carolina underage. The bar where the sting operation took place was called “Rumors” and poor Jason could not show the proper identification when police had requested it. […]

MTV The Hills: What the Hell is a Jenn Bunny?

Is it just me or is this season of “The Hills” like 549 episodes long? This episode really pulls from the bottom of the barrell and gives random Laguna Beach friend turned random The Hills friend, Jenn, a little camera time. It’s Jenn Bunny’s (??) 21st birthday and that can only mean one thing: Get […]

MTV: My Interview with MTV Juvies

While some people are interviewing A-list celebrities, I’m focusing on interviewing A-list fauxlebrities. I “virtually” sat down with “Sierra” from the MTV brilliance of “Juvies.” You may remember Sierra from Juvies as the girl who never showed up for school, had the 19 year old boyfriend, and then got arrested and sent to Juvie-Land. Oh, […]

More MTV Juvies, More Questions

As I may have mentioned once or twice before, I sweat many of the reality shows on MTV. Does that make me a loser? Absolutely. However admitting is the first step. Now, I know that most reality shows are not real. I’ve even called this out many times during “The Hills.” I’m ok with that, […]