Fun With Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace Blog: Happy HOliday’s Edition!

To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is bringing back a new segment tentatively titled, “Fun With Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace Blog!” Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. The other day Lindsay wanted everyone to […]

Celebrities are Just Like Us! They Can Smoke in the Airport!

The 2 visions of pure beauty, Lindsay No Pants and Samantha Rotten are back from their tour of the cultural country called Miami. Linds and Sam were in Miami because Sam had to DJ (not Tanner) an event, but just 16 hours later they were heading back to Los Angeles. What a treat. Sam, of […]

Lindsay Lohan and the Case of the Holiday Ghost Boobs

It’s been a while since we’ve been graced with celebrity ghost boobs, but finally the one to bring back that hip style is none other than Ms. Lindsay No Pants. Linds, who must be stealing Samantha Rotten’s Freddie Kruger jackets, was leaving el doctor in Beverly Hills (90210) yesterday afternoon when the mix of natural […]

What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Why has it taken me 2.5 years to come up with a horrific joke like that? Bazooka Joe would be proud! I’m sure he’s smiling up at me from hell. Lindsay No Pants was shopping her freckly white ass off whilst in Beverly Hills 90210 just the other day. Is that Samantha Rotten in the […]

I Mean, Jan Brady Tried Lemons, but I Guess Flour is a Good Option Too?

Hopefully this works to cover up some of those pesky freckles! Lindsay No Pants and Samantha Rotten were in Paris over the weekend and heading into a club when some PETA freaks tossed a bag of flour on Linds because she was wearing a fur stole. Lindsay must have thought it was raining coke! A […]

Fun With Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace Blog!

To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is introducing a new segment tentatively titled, “Fun With Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace Blog!” Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. Yesterday, Lindsay recommended a song for people to […]

Lindsay and Her Little Brother Hit the Beach

I think it’s good that we live in a world where Lindsay Lohan’s little brother can wear a pink bikini on the beach and everyone can be ok with it. I always thought his hair was red, but maybe he dyed it and cut it for the Fall. Lindsay No Pants and her lady friend, […]

Freckle Overload! Lindsay Punches Paparazzi!

With Britney Spears on the up and up I was really pulling for Lindsay to go bat shit crazy. Sure, the whole lesbian plotline allowed for a few easy jokes, but it wasn’t quite enough. I held out for more. Well, folks, this could be it. According to TMZ.com Lindsay No Pants was on her […]

Lindsay’s Life Changing Moment

It was at this exact moment that Lindsay Lohan was deciding if she was ready to commit to a lifetime of lesbianism. She never even took into account how this choice would impact her shoe collection. I’m sure she hasn’t even thought about flannel shirts for the winter yet. Lindsay Lohan was shopping at a […]

Ne-Yo Thinks Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Suck as Bad as He Originally Figured

R&B singer, Ne-Yo, has apologized for thinking that Lindsay Lohan was going to suck (and not in the good way) while he was producing her single “Bossy.” Personally, I had assumed that the share number of freckles covering ones body somehow negatively impacted ones vocal chords, but apparently I was wrong as well. I’m sorry […]

Oh My God, Lindsay is Totally a Lesbian!

Lindsay No Pants and the little boy behind her, Samantha Rotten, were quickly making their way through LAX to catch their international flight to some place where they could probably play “I guess we just bump it” in private. Lindsay is really letting herself go and is about 4 freckles away from a complete lesbian. […]

When She Gets All Steamed Up Then She’ll Shout. Tip Her Over and Pour Her Out!

Lindsay is a little teapot. She’s a little freckled teapot. She’s a pale little teapot with freckles. And you know, you know, Sam Rotten is totally going to tip her over and pour her out when Linds gets all steamy. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. She’ll pour Lindsay’s tea in her Freddie Kruger hat. […]

A Very Special Lohan New York City Party

My favorite Lohan, Dinasaur Lohan, is doing her damnedest to keep herself and her kids out of the spotlight. Ways in which she does this includes, but are not limited to, (1) starring in her own reality show in which all of her children (minus) Lindsay are featured and (2) making sure she hits the […]

Lindsay Lohan is Sidewalk Camouflage

I don’t know why Lindsay No Pants will never listen to me. She’s always about 2 inches from Freddie Krueger and just doesn’t seem to care that she’s about to get slashed at a moments notice. Anyway, Samantha Rotten and Lindsay No Pants were reunited over the weekend after Lindsay was busy filming more scenes […]

Lindsay Lohan Knocked Up?

See what I did there with the title? Simply adding the question mark keeps my ass from getting sued. Bring it on Dina “the Dinasaur” Lohan! Bring it on. Anyway, while Lindsay No Pants is not pregnant, due to Samantha Rotten not technically having “the penis” we all believed she had, Lindsay has strapped on […]

Lindsay Lohan’s Magical Asthma!

Watch out behind you Lindsay! Freddie Kruger doesn’t care if you’re at the hospital due to asthma related symptoms….he’ll slash your freckly ass! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Rotten had to stop by el hospital in NYC the other day and those zany paparazzi caught them in the act…of walking through the hospital door. Of course […]

The Lohan Sisters Need a Bath

The jet-setting Lohan’s arrived in NYC yesterday with their sidekick, Samantha Rotten, and apparently some chick that I’m pretty sure is a Sarah Jessica Parker stand-in. Lindsay and Helen Hunt were even hand-in-hand at one point as the paparazzi followed their stank asses around town. Seriously I look at those three and think they look […]

Is Samantha Ronson a Predator?

Is Samantha Ronson a pedophile? This is what I think a perverted predator looks like. If I had kids (that I knew about), I would print out a picture of Samantha and tell them to run from anyone who looks like this. As a side note, they should run in a zigzag motion as it […]

Yay! Lindsay is Fun Again!!

It’s about time! I can only take so much of Lindsay and her sober peace signs she flashes the paparazzi day after day. Well Lindsay isn’t so boring anymore according to People Magazine! Lindsay No Pants was in NYC with her freckles in support of her friend, sexy as all get out DJ Samantha Rosen, […]

Dina Compares Lindsay to Scarlett

I won’t lie I don’t like it when Dina Lohan quotes get past me. Like a stamp collector, I like to see and hear all Dina Lohan quotes and then place them in a sticker book because that’s what I assume stamp collectors do. Huh? Anyway, my biggest celebrity crush, Dina Lohan, was talking to […]