Finally Kristin Cavallari’s Raspy Coke Voice Explained…..With Coke

I swear to Jesus Claus if the MTV cameras aren’t rolling on this I will never watch another crapisode of “The Hills” again.  I’m kidding.  I’ll watch it until I lapse into a self induced coma, which typically happens anyway right before the opening credits.  Anycrack, Us Weekly, the Catcher in the Rye of our […]

Kristin Cavallari is Not a Judge and You Can’t Make Her One, So Just Stop!

Kristin Cavallari and her raspy ecstasy voice was all legs whilst at the premiere of “When in Rome” at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood the other night.  This chick is disappearing right before our very own eyes.  Hopefully she’s not on the toothbrush diet, but either way it’s working for her. Kristin recently spoke […]

Kristin Cavallari Steals Audrina’s Justin Bobby and Then Her Hat

One of our favorite fauxlity show fauxlebrities, Kristin Cavallari, was off to get her hair did at Anastasia Salon in Beverly Hills 90210 the other day.  Sporting Audrina’s signature Freddie Kruger black hat and skull scarves, Kristin appeared less than pleased by the paparazzi snapping photos of her whilst she walked into the salon and […]

Kristin Cavallari Just Turned 23? My Life Sucks.

Finally an answer to my daily burning question, “Why do I feel like such a perv.”  Well the answer apparently is because Kristin Cavallari is only 23 years old.  How is it that I’ve aged like 10 years since Laguna Beach and Kristin has only aged 5 years?  Ahhh TV magic! Singer/actress/politician/scientist, Kristin Cavallari, was […]

She's So Fine, There's No Telling Where the Money Went

  The lights are on, but you’re not home, you’re mind is not your own.  Might as well face it you’re addicted to love.  Kristin Cavallari, only missing her guitar and additional backup dancers, was all pissed-off looks while she attended the Us Weekly’s 2009 Hot Hollywood fiesta that took place in West Hollywood.  That’s […]

The "B Team" of The Hills Has a Reunion!

I don’t want to oversell this, but….JACKPOT! Remember Brian and Jordan from the first season of The Hills? One of them played the boyfriend of Heidi and the other played the kid who was chasing after Oddrina. (Insert sarcastic overtone) I’m sure these dudes are kicking themselves for not sticking with those two prizes. Just […]

Oh Christ. Nothing Good is Coming Out of This!

Isn’t there some unwritten rule that you should never mix with the Kardashian sisters? Kristin Cavallari and two Kardashian’s (no first names needed) posted lifeless on the grey carpet at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach in Miami, Florida over the weekend. Let’s hope in this case the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. […]

Kristin Cavallari Still Kicking Around

My backup girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, was all smiles and open mouth on the red carpet at the launch party (not to be confused with Lunch Party) for “Rare” from Nicole Maloney. I’m not sure what 3 of those words in that last sentence mean. Alas, who gives 6 craps? Remember the good old days when […]

Kristin Cavallari and Baja Fresh: My 2 Favorite Things!

(Insert Oprah voice) It’s IBBB’s favorrrrrrite thiiiiiiiinnnnnngs! I love me some Kristin Cavallarrrrrrrrrrri! Bring on some of that Baja Freeeeeeeeeeeesh! Kristin Cavallari looks like she basically rolled out of bed, forgot to brush her hair, and tied a Thanksgiving tablecloth around her waist in order to attend the premiere of “Eagle Eye” at Grauman’s Chinese […]

Oh Kristin Cavallari, What Happened?

Damn it. I was just having an in depth conversation this weekend about how I was voting Kristin Cavallari as hotter than Lauren Conrad. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t toss LC out of bed because she drools on the pillow, but still, I always thought Kristin was hotter….you know, in a skanky kinda […]

Kristin Cavallari Makes Golf Watchable

I know you guys are rolling your eyes and dotting your t’s, but I still love me some Kristin Cavallari. Sure her voice is annoying, but have you ever heard my Boston accent? It’s a match made in heaven and by “heaven” I really mean “jail.” Kristin Cavallari was taking her best put at a […]

Kristin Cavallari Turns 21, I Turn 121

Nothing quite makes me feel like I’m turning 121 quite like Kristin Cavallari turning 21. 21? Who the hell is 21 anymore? Kristin, from Laguna Beach and possibly “The Hills”, turned 21 and celebrated her b-day in Vegas, baby! You may be looking around the table and noticing that she’s with a bunch of randoms, […]

Kristin Cavallari on “The Hills?”

Welcome to “The Hills Tuesday” where IBBB will be continuing on the legacy of The Hills until the script for next season is finalized and comes back into our pathetic lives. Please, you know you are psyched too that I’m doing this. Tip your 40 for The Hills Season 3. Anyway, E! News is reporting […]

Remember Kristin from Laguna Beach?

Hey, remember Kristin from Laguna Beach (sign of the cross)? Yeah, well she’s alive. Yeah, no she really is. Here are the photos to prove it! Kristin Cavallari played “Kristin Cavallari” on Laguna Beach (sign of the cross) and is now attending a fashion show because, I assume, that’s what you do when you exit […]