Repeats of The Jersey Shore = Recaps on The IBBB. That’s how math works. Sort of. Walk down Teasing Comb Lane with me and let’s see what the Douche-Bag-Brigade was up to on the GTL crapisode of Jersey Shore:
- We kick things off with a lesson on how to make a Guido. It’s simple actually. All you need to do is follow the GTL Rule. What does GTL stand for, you ask? Why it stand for Gym, Tanning, Laundry, but of course! Vinny, who apparently is still on this show, informs us that every single day the guys go to the gym, go tanning, and do their laundry. I assume the laundry is done every day due to gel drips and sweat pit stains. Grandpa Situation even teaches us the importance of GTL and how it equates to a good night, but I lose the lesson as I become hypnotized by his peanut head and try to figure out if it’s smaller this week than last. It is. He is the Beettlejuice of our generation.