Let’s take another AquaNet’d stroll down trash bag lane since MTV is replaying episodes of Jersey Shore every Thursday night. Sure we’ve seen them 1,503 times, but one more won’t hurt, will it? Will it? It won’t right? Right? Fine, let’s try it anyway. Let’s see what went down on last nights repeat of Jersey Shore:
- This crapisode picks right up where we left off two weeks ago, with Snooki laying on the floor of the bar with her Ed Hardy trucker hat directly beside her after she got punched in the mouth by, who I can only assume is, the kid who played DJ on “Roseanne.” I must admit it was nice seeing everyone go after the guy who punched Snooki (Brad Ferro), but I began to scratch my chin when it looked like a rabid skunk was also throwing punches. It wasn’t. It was JWoww ShamWow. I found myself yelling at the TV, “Someone Snooki punch that skunk off of JWoww’s head!” I hate when the TV doesn’t yell back.
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