10+ Best Honey Boo Boo Recaps of All Time!

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Get all caught up with Mama June, Honey Boo Boo, Pumpkin, Sugar Bear and the rest of the crew. Come on smoochie-smooch!

Honey Boo Boo: Cabbage Soup and Commitment Blues

Here we are together again.  If it’s one thing that brings the IBBB family together it’s old poor white trash with new money.  We are weeks away from the wedding commitment ceremony between our delicate oriental flower, Mama June, and her life partner with a crooked everything, Sugar Bear.  Personally I think Mama doesn’t want this to […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: Introducing Doo Doo Brown (Move Over Sweet)

Now I know I missed a couple of episodes since I was on “the vacation” and the like, but when the hell did Sugar Bear have to go to the hospital and what the hell was it for?!  I know as “the writer” I should research this stuff, but since you’re lucky if I press […]

Honey Boo Boo: Pumpkin vs. Pigzilla (a Refreshing Love Story)

It’s time to get down to brass tax and brass tacks all at the same time (mainly because I don’t know what the saying means) because we’re finally at the point on Honey Boo Boo where we’re just going to watch morbidly obese people eat for 22 out of 30 minutes.  Take notes Canada and […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: 7 Ways Hoof and Beans Helps With Your Cup-a-Fart Technique. The More You Know.

Nothing beats the dog days of summer quite like the start of America’s favorite reality show, “Here Comes Honey Blue Balls.”  It seems like just yesterday we were introduced to Mama’s Family and, well, here we are again.  It’s nice to see that even though fame and fortune have come their way, The Sugars are […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: Thumbing a Ride on the Biscuit Express

Get the Latest Honey Boo Boo Recap Here: [ubergrid id=15725] Squeal like Glitzy “gettin’ lovin’” from Sugar Bear during mating season, because we’ve finally wrapped up our very first season of “Here Comes the Reason Why the Terrorists Hate Us.”  In order to capture these memories, Mama’s family (see what I did there?) decides it’s […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: B B B Bingo Face, B B Bingo Face

Season 2 Honey Boo Boo Recaps Here: [ubergrid id=15725] I don’t care what anyone says (and by “anyone” I, of course, mean “the smarts”) this is the best show on television.  Everyone is up in obese arms about wanting to make sure that America knows that these people don’t represent everyone in the glorious state […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: The One Where The Sugars Give Out The Sugars

More Honey Boo Boo Recaps: [ubergrid id=15725] The same way I have absolutely no clue what’s going on in Libya, I have no idea what’s taking place in this crapisode of Here Comes Diabetes Doo Doo.  Although, Spoiler Alert, I’m more interested in this show.  It’s less of a downer.  Plus it makes me feel […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: Here Comes Honey BBQ (see what I did there?)

Bring on Honey Boo Boo (chile)!  I wanted to be part of the reason why more people watched Honey Boo Boo last night than the DNC.  The DNC?  I Did Not Catch.  See what I did there?  I’ve been waiting 12 hours to use that joke and, well, here we are.  Plus, does it really […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: Forklift Foot Flies

If You Liked the Forklift Foot Recap…Check Out the Latest Boo Boo Recaps from Season 2 Here: [ubergrid id=15725] I’ve been in the stunned position since Wednesday night after seeing Mama’s forklift foot.  We’ll get to that in a minute.  But first we must start with the “Who’s the Boss…to be continued” episode where we […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: Biscuits in July!

It’s time for another episode of “The New America: One More Recession Away from a Third World Kountry Country.”  Just when I thought I couldn’t love this show any more than I do, Honey Boo is sure to incorporate some of my 6th grade Spanish into the crapisode.  It’s like Dora turned into a little […]

Honey Boo Boo Recap: The Great Forklift Accident of ’92

Throw away your tooth brush and grab a six-pack of donuts because it’s time for another episode of Here Come Honey Boo Boo or as “no one” calls it “HCHBB.”  Maybe that will catch on by Season 2, which there better be one.  You know what I love about this show?  Everything.  Similar to the […]

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: I Can’t (Now with More Vagiggle Jaggle!)

I wanted to title this recap “I Can’t” and then just hit publish.  Every now and then Jesus Claus and his teen mom, Mary, smile down upon me and bring so much joy to my life that it makes me want to introduce myself to all my neighbors.  And not just because “the law” tells […]

Toddlers and Tiaras: I Once Knew a Girl Named “Honey Boo Boo.” She Got Knocked Up in High School.

Remember how in the Bible Jesus talks about doing to others as you would like done to you?  Well buckle up, trash bags, because I’m pretty sure it’s time to make fun of some poor little girls thanks to a show I like to call “Toddlers and Tiaras.”  Oh wait, that’s just what it’s called.  […]