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Harriet Carter Wednesday: How's Your Nuts?

What! What!  Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday!  Only 3 more shopping days until Valentine’s Day, but I think I have some great gift selections for you!  This week, Harriet compliments our nuts, gets sexy with our naughty bits, and helps us to impress our Valentine’s Day date.  Check your class at the door.  Let’s go! Product […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: Talk to the Hand

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all (that’s southern for “you all)! Due to my new website being hijacked and me trying to bitch slap the flu like Ike did to Tina, Harriet Carter Wednesday has suffered. Well, dry your red eye because HCW is back like a flair up of the herpes virus. This week some […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: Get Pretty, Stay Pretty.

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Who’s ready to get sexy? I said, who’s ready to get sexy! Well thanks to Harriet Carter now you can scrub the ugly off your face, pack your ponytails for your next big trip, and protect your 1982 wardrobe’s shoulder pads. This week Harriet wants to get you pretty and keep […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: A Poopy For Your Thoughts? Get It? I Said "Poopy" Instead of "Penny." Was That Not Clear? Poop.

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This is the first HCW in 2009. This means I am officially 2 years down without a Harriet Carter lawsuit or a restraining order from Failure Model Chick. There’s a lot to be thankful for. This week, Harriet feeds your children animal poop, dressed up your local pedophile, and continues her […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 12th Day of Christmas…

On the 12th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 12 Windshield Smashers, ~ 11 Santa Toilets ~ 10 Colonial Drivers, ~ 9 Dead Nana’s, ~ 8 Santa Blowers, ~ 7 Ornament Hookers, ~ 6 Crappy Church Jokes, ~ 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, ~ 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, ~ 3 […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 11th Day of Christmas….

On the 11th Day of Christmas my white-trash love gave to me, 11 Santa Toilets, 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 10th Day of Christmas…

On the 10th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 9th Day of Christmas…

On the 9th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 9th […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 8th Day of Christmas….

On the 8th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 8th Day of Christmas: […]

12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 7th Day of Christmas…

On the 7th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 7th Day of Christmas: Does decorating your […]

12 Days of Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 6th Day of Christmas…

On the 6th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love game to me 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 6th Day of Christmas: Nothing makes me laugh harder then […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 5th Day of Christmas…

On the 5th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 5th Day of Christmas: Hey kids! Come downstairs and sniff the Christmas Tree wall! […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 4th Day of Christmas….

On the 4th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree! On the 4th Day of Christmas: Finally, Diva Las Vegas whore-stuffed animals that make the perfect gift for any gambling degenerate slampig […]

12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas: On the 3rd Day of Christmas….

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders….2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a pear tree….. On the 3rd Day of Christmas: Just what every bitchy businesswoman needs…a magnetic eyeglass holder because, you know, just holding on to your eyeglasses like a normal grown […]

The 12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas!

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Ole! Over the next 12 days IBBB will be doing a little something different with Harriet Carter. So enjoy the 12 Days of a Harriet Carter Christmas. Sing along if you know the words and be sure to check every day for a new and wondrous Harriet Carter white-trash product. On […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: This Thanksgiving I am Most Thankful for Harriet Carter and No Lawsuits

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that Harriet and her family have sex with turkeys. Mystery solved. This Thanksgiving week, Harriet helps clean up your yard, fixes your rack and ass, and keeps your safe from scary […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: Here Pretty, Crappy, Kitty!

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful for all the products that Harriet Carter tries to sell me. I am also grateful for the “Y/K’ on most of my zippers, but that’s another story for another time […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: Well This All Seems a Little Familiar

Feliz Harriet Carter Miércoles. That may or may not mean Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday in French, Spanish, or Morse Code. One can’t be sure. This week we look at a Harriet Carter review from over 365 days ago. That’s one year. Are the IBBB readers getting sick of Harriet? I feel like it’s getting a […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: How Do I Look at That Special Place Near My Privates?

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Day After Election Day! Did Newt Gingrich win? I haven’t checked the newspaper yet. As we roll into November the Harriet Carter catalog has come out with some real winners. This week Harriet helps us see the inside of our ears (but I want to see other places), dresses you […]

Harriet Carter Wednesday: Because Every Day is Like Christmas

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and too all a good night! It may be the week of Halloween, but I’m already in the white-trash-crappy-useless-products-Christmas-spirit! This week in the Harriet Carter crapalog, Harriet reallllly F’s with Nana, makes you uncomfortable under the mistletoe, and reinvents the Christmas tree. I blame gas prices. Let’s go! Product # 1 […]